Did you know your snoring could awaken the dead? Or perhaps it could be used to saw logs instead? Unfortunately, a good night s sleep is no longer mine. To a lifetime of constant yawning, I have been resigned. Ive noticed too, you never seem to close the bathroom door. Please shut it next time won t you? Of this I do implore. What you do in there is stinky, and often quite unpleasant. I know that we re supposed to share, but gas is not a present. Even though you often do things that make me a bit mad, without you I know I would be terribly, horribly sad. So please remember that I love you, even when we don t agree. Most of the time, we get along. You are my sw8heart. -mwah-