The words are so familiar- All the same greats, the same mistakes - It doesn't have to be like this. If you don't make a friend, now, one might make you - So learn the gentle art of making enemies. Don't you look so surprised? Happy birthday F%*?!r - and blow that candle out, We're gonna kick you. (Don't say you're not, because you are) (Don't say you're not, because you are) (History tells us that you are) Well all you need is just one more excuse - You put up one hell of a fight. I wanna hear your very best excuse. (Never felt this much alive) Your day has finally come - So wear the hat and do the dance & let the suit keep wearing you. This year you'll sit and take it - and you will like it - It's the gentle art of making enemies.