There comes a time in every man's life when he grows hair where it used to be bare. I know you're feeling weird, but you're lucky you don't have a vagina, that would be crappy because periods suck (and commas rule!) This is sex ed, not grammar, fool! When she gives you affection, you better wear protection, that skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In sex ed, remember what you read, just forget what the others have said, get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed. It only takes one small sperm to make a baby, and if you think they are cute then you must be crazy, babies suck because they barf and poo and cry and have the ability to pee in your eye. (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) LoL!