A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other.
next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!!
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAhani...
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks,
But
Paying-the-bils Does Heart attacks for Boyss.....
Boy: I Love You!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Wont Live Without U.
Girl: Hahahaha
Boy: I Will Die 4u!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift U A Gold Ring...
Girl: Awwwwwwww... Really...!!!!
Boy: Hahahahahahahhaha....
Guy (Laughing): My Friend Has Stolen My Girlfriends Number From My Cell..!!
Friend: So Whats Next?
Guy: The Idiot Is Sending Romantic Messages To His Own Sister.....!!!
Boy- From The Day I Am Your Friend, I Am Not Able To Eat, Drink Or Smoke.
girl- How Sweet, So You Are Madly In Love With Me..!
boy- Shut Up..!!, U Made My Pocket Empty.. .
A Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt. A Boy Asks Her: Won't Your Mom Tell Anythng About Your Dress? Girl Replied: My Mom Will Be Very Angry..bcoz I'm Wearing Her Dress....!!!
what a mom and daughter......'!!!!