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saahir 2014/04/15 14:50
saahir 2014/04/15 14:50
A journalist on his visit to a Mental Hospital, asks the Doctor: How deu determine, whether
a metal case is normal or abnormal..?
Dr: "Well to test such case we bring the patients to a bath tub filled with water, then we give them a spoon, a glass & a bucket then we ask to them to empty it."
Joirnalist: "Obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person will pull the drain plug..!"
"Please go to Bed No.39, we will start further investigations on you..!"
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You also thought of the bucket, Didn't you..???
Please go to Bed No.40..!!!
a metal case is normal or abnormal..?
Dr: "Well to test such case we bring the patients to a bath tub filled with water, then we give them a spoon, a glass & a bucket then we ask to them to empty it."
Joirnalist: "Obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person will pull the drain plug..!"
"Please go to Bed No.39, we will start further investigations on you..!"
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You also thought of the bucket, Didn't you..???
Please go to Bed No.40..!!!
Georginia 2014/04/15 15:36
Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day..
Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day..
Rohan786 2014/04/15 15:37
Noop
I knew there would be some trick at last....
Afterall its in comedy zone
Noop
I knew there would be some trick at last....
Afterall its in comedy zone
Rohan786 2014/04/15 15:39
Georginia: Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day..
Adventures job niny
Rohan786 2014/04/15 15:45
I have heard that people who live with mad people becomes half mad
Georginia: Ofcourse Rohan. Experience lots with these type of patients. Praising them is one of the method to give meds otherwise they will keep in thier mouth and spit at you only....yucks...
What an Idea sir ji I have heard that people who live with mad people becomes half mad
Gud one bro .
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