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saahir · Apr 15, 2014 14:50 22 38
saahir OP
Apr 15, 2014 14:50
A journalist on his visit to a Mental Hospital, asks the Doctor: How deu determine, whether a metal case is normal or abnormal..? Dr: "Well to test such case we bring the patients to a bath tub filled with water, then we give them a spoon, a glass & a bucket then we ask to them to empty it." Joirnalist: "Obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger." Dr: "No, a normal person will pull the drain plug..!" "Please go to Bed No.39, we will start further investigations on you..!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ You also thought of the bucket, Didn't you..??? Please go to Bed No.40..!!!
22 replies
S-ALI.RAZA
Apr 15, 2014 14:54
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smiley..
Naaz
Apr 15, 2014 15:20
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Very nice joke...
Humsafar
Apr 15, 2014 15:22
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Noughty . .
-LILY-
Apr 15, 2014 15:25
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smiley smiley nice...
Georginia
Apr 15, 2014 15:36
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Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day.. smiley
Rohan786
Apr 15, 2014 15:37
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Noop I knew there would be some trick at last....
Rohan786
Apr 15, 2014 15:37
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Noop I knew there would be some trick at last.... Afterall its in comedy zone smiley
Rohan786
Apr 15, 2014 15:39
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Georginia: Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day.. smiley
Adventures job niny smiley smiley
KingFISHER
Apr 15, 2014 15:42
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Tum to hila diya.........
Georginia
Apr 15, 2014 15:43
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Rohan786: Adventures job niny smiley smiley
Ofcourse Rohan. Experience lots with these type of patients. Praising them is one of the method to give meds otherwise they will keep in thier mouth and spit at you only....yucks...
Rohan786
Apr 15, 2014 15:45
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Georginia: Ofcourse Rohan. Experience lots with these type of patients. Praising them is one of the method to give meds otherwise they will keep in thier mouth and spit at you only....yucks...
What an Idea sir ji I have heard that people who live with mad people becomes half mad smiley smiley
Kingaadi
Apr 15, 2014 15:47
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smiley smiley Gud one bro .
Georginia
Apr 15, 2014 15:47
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Rohan786: What an Idea sir ji I have heard that people who live with mad people becomes half mad smiley smiley
smiley Yea thank God just one month der warna...smiley
Rohan786
Apr 15, 2014 15:50
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Georginia: smiley Yea thank God just one month der warna...smiley
smiley I month is a lot niny to get affecte smiley
Kayli
Apr 15, 2014 19:22
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smiley
-Marizelle-
Apr 15, 2014 19:35
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Good jokesmiley
ABHIRAJ
Apr 16, 2014 06:22
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Nice jokesmiley
Saiyah
Apr 16, 2014 07:36
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Wahaha..smiley
Cleopatra123
Apr 17, 2014 17:30
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smiley
Crownstar
Apr 17, 2014 20:36
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I thought of the bucket also so i sleep in bed no; 41