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22 replies

saahir

2014/04/15 14:50

A journalist on his visit to a Mental Hospital, asks the Doctor: How deu determine, whether a metal case is normal or abnormal..? Dr: "Well to test such case we bring the patients to a bath tub filled with water, then we give them a spoon, a glass & a bucket then we ask to them to empty it." Joirnalist: "Obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger." Dr: "No, a normal person will pull the drain plug..!" "Please go to Bed No.39, we will start further investigations on you..!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ You also thought of the bucket, Didn't you..??? Please go to Bed No.40..!!!

S-ALI.RAZA

2014/04/15 14:54

Naaz

2014/04/15 15:20

Very nice joke...

Humsafar

2014/04/15 15:22

Noughty . .

-LILY-

2014/04/15 15:25

nice...

Georginia

2014/04/15 15:36

Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day.. smiley

Rohan786

2014/04/15 15:37

Noop I knew there would be some trick at last....

Rohan786

2014/04/15 15:37

Noop I knew there would be some trick at last.... Afterall its in comedy zone smiley

Rohan786

2014/04/15 15:39

Georginia: Hahaha..nice joke bro. But i remember one mental patient climb on a tree wen We asked him to get down he wont come down, a ward boy told him we will cut this tree with spade still he dint come down n one of my seniors took a scissors n told him if u dont come down i will cut with scissors immediately he get down..Dr Sandy the psychiatrist laughing at us n asked sister wer u get dat idea? Sister replied we r working with these patients our brain screw also dhila ho gaya... We had a great laugh dat day.. smiley

Adventures job niny smiley

KingFISHER

2014/04/15 15:42

Tum to hila diya.........

Georginia

2014/04/15 15:43

Rohan786: Adventures job niny smiley

Ofcourse Rohan. Experience lots with these type of patients. Praising them is one of the method to give meds otherwise they will keep in thier mouth and spit at you only....yucks...

Rohan786

2014/04/15 15:45

Georginia: Ofcourse Rohan. Experience lots with these type of patients. Praising them is one of the method to give meds otherwise they will keep in thier mouth and spit at you only....yucks...

What an Idea sir ji I have heard that people who live with mad people becomes half mad smiley