akpors jokes exist here as many as i could get by Crownstar 2013/12/06 13:35
After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?"Wat de fuck do u mean, You talking to me replied Akpors This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shxts, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a fucking fone! "This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLA 'GBOOOOAAAAAAA', The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike.E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" -lol-
After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?"Wat de fuck do u mean, You talking to me replied Akpors This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shxts, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a fucking fone! "This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLA 'GBOOOOAAAAAAA', The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike.E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" -lol-
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