Quote: aksy: Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
side me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
me ho ja
chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu
kaun
hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se
tezz
bukhar hai..

Quote: aksy: Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal
ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye
sunkr sare media nd press reporters
vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek
bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!

Quote: aksy: Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya..
1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya
Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . .
Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi
Gum Ho Gayi Hai. .
Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . .
Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor
Ghus Gaya To..???
Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To
Mere Paas Hai!............

Quote: aksy: Santa made a call to the Hospital to
ask about his pregnant wife........
But the call went to a Cricket
Stadium.......
He asked what is the Condition......??
He had an heart attack after he got
the following answer
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7 are already out, 3 still to come and
the last one was a DUCK!!!