BANTA AND SANTA by aksy 2013/11/09 18:04
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon
ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar
bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise
usko vapas karne aya hai.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon
ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar
bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise
usko vapas karne aya hai.
aksy 2013/11/09 18:05
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena
chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena
chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
aksy 2013/11/09 18:07
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka
bharwata hoon."
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka
bharwata hoon."
aksy 2013/11/09 19:43
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban
gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein
use surprise: dunga !
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban
gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein
use surprise: dunga !
aksy 2013/11/09 19:45
Malik Aur Murghiyan
'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to
tum sub ko kaat dunga...'
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...
Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.
Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh
katne ke darr se de diya...... warna
main toh Murga hun !!
Malik Aur Murghiyan
'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to
tum sub ko kaat dunga...'
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...
Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.
Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh
katne ke darr se de diya...... warna
main toh Murga hun !!
aksy 2013/11/09 19:56
1 baccha muskurate hue paida hua
Nurse- kyo has rahe ho
Baccha ipill ki goli dikhakar bola don
ko marna mushkil hi nai namumkin he
1 baccha muskurate hue paida hua
Nurse- kyo has rahe ho
Baccha ipill ki goli dikhakar bola don
ko marna mushkil hi nai namumkin he
aksy 2013/11/12 12:57
What is breakup ??? . . . . . . . . . . It's a
matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes
'Janwar'and 'Cutie' becomes 'Kuttii''...
Agree naa..??
What is breakup ??? . . . . . . . . . . It's a
matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes
'Janwar'and 'Cutie' becomes 'Kuttii''...
Agree naa..??
aksy 2013/11/12 15:41
Santa made a call to the Hospital to
ask about his pregnant wife........
But the call went to a Cricket
Stadium.......
He asked what is the Condition......??
He had an heart attack after he got
the following answer
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7 are already out, 3 still to come and
the last one was a DUCK!!!
Santa made a call to the Hospital to
ask about his pregnant wife........
But the call went to a Cricket
Stadium.......
He asked what is the Condition......??
He had an heart attack after he got
the following answer
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7 are already out, 3 still to come and
the last one was a DUCK!!!
aksy 2013/11/23 16:21
Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya..
1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya
Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . .
Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi
Gum Ho Gayi Hai. .
Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . .
Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor
Ghus Gaya To..???
Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To
Mere Paas Hai!............
Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya..
1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya
Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . .
Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi
Gum Ho Gayi Hai. .
Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . .
Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor
Ghus Gaya To..???
Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To
Mere Paas Hai!............
aksy 2013/11/23 16:21
Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal
ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye
sunkr sare media nd press reporters
vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek
bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!
Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal
ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye
sunkr sare media nd press reporters
vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek
bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!
aksy 2013/11/26 17:33
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
side me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
me ho ja
chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu
kaun
hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se
tezz
bukhar hai..
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
side me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
.
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
me ho ja
chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu
kaun
hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se
tezz
bukhar hai..
aksy 2013/11/26 17:58
Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama
Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya.. . .
Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . .
Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . .
Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare
Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha...........???
Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama
Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya.. . .
Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . .
Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . .
Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare
Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha...........???
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