Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get married? Sonic: Well, I suppose so. Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed where we do? Sonic: I guess we would. Husband: Would you make love to him? Sonic: Yes, he would be my hasband then, dear. Husband: And my glof club, would you give it him? Sonic: No dear, he is left handed.