saahir's comedy club by saahir 2013/06/26 14:15
Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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saahir 2013/11/30 08:08
"SECRET"
"A boy on a date in a BMW car"
Boy: " Darling maine tumse ek baat
chupayee hai.
Girl: "Kya?"
Boy: " I am already marrid."
Girl: "Tumne toh mujhe dara hi diya tha,
mai samjhi ki yeh red colour ki BMW
tumhari nahi hai."
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"SECRET"
"A boy on a date in a BMW car"
Boy: " Darling maine tumse ek baat
chupayee hai.
Girl: "Kya?"
Boy: " I am already marrid."
Girl: "Tumne toh mujhe dara hi diya tha,
mai samjhi ki yeh red colour ki BMW
tumhari nahi hai."
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-haha1- Indian Rocks Einstien shock...lol.
zugzwang 2019/09/27 07:38
barak Obama to laloo Yadav.'' do u know swimming'' laloo.'' no I dont'' Obama;; my dog is better he can swim'' few minutes latr laloo'' do u know swimming'' obama'' yes I know ofcourse'' laloo'' thn what is diference between u nd ur dog.''
barak Obama to laloo Yadav.'' do u know swimming'' laloo.'' no I dont'' Obama;; my dog is better he can swim'' few minutes latr laloo'' do u know swimming'' obama'' yes I know ofcourse'' laloo'' thn what is diference between u nd ur dog.''
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