Rajnikant shocked by _SonIcGirL_ 2013/04/04 08:56
Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ :P :D
Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.-lol-
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:56
Colgate se daant saaf kare
.
.
pepsodent se mazboot kare
.
.
.
Closeup se fresh kare
.
.
.
Or agar phir bhi white na hon to
bina sharmae...
yaaro
.
.
.
"harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de
5 guna zyada behtar safaaii.../smiley

Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 06:43
IIT Mumbai Exam best question:"


Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters,

Toppers could not answer,

but last bench guys wrote..

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU" :p

Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 06:48
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with
kanjoos Girl../smiley


Girl:" Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali
me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke
tum turant andar aa jana.
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante
baad aaya.


Girl:" Itni der kyo laga di ??;->


Boy:" Wo mai sikka DHUND rha
tha.. /smiley


Girl:" pagal wo to "DHAAGA
BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich
liya...:p /smiley /smiley


Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 11:37
Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha
Tha...
Hey Bhagwan
.
.
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
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Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p /smiley /smiley

Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 12:03
Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks&
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..
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I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics :p /smiley /smiley

Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 12:25
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi...
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki
salah
di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu ka
khayal rakhne lagi..
.
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani
rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, doctor ki batai
exercise karna, khane mein
namak bilkul na lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi
lena..
.
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Par achanak ek din subah wo
pappu bathroom ke darwaje pe
mara hua mila..
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Sab hairan thay ki itni sawdhani
ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya.. ??
.
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Post martam ki report aayi to pata
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste
mein'Namak'tha..
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??

Aryan'z
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 13:39
Girlfriend v/s Friend


Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?

Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?

Boy- Abe Bhootni k tujhe koi aur
topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine
Saale meko kya pata tha ki english
ka paper hai..main to History padh
k gaya tha =D
KingFISHER 2013/04/05 17:21
Superb jokes
SAGITTARIUS 2013/04/06 16:45
1 n 3 awesom.
Hareesh 2013/04/24 00:06
Well said .rock.
Gud joke /smiley
LoVeR_Boy_ 2013/04/30 05:13
Boy:"Hii darling kaisi ho.. ??
.
Girl:"Kon.. ??
.
Boy:"Tera aashiq hu Jaan..
.
Grl:"Tu Pappu hai.. ??
.
Boy:"Haan tujhe kaise pata..??
.
Grl:"Tu Bansi Laal ka ladka hai..??
.
Boy:"Haan par kaise pata.. ??
.
Grl:"Tu Ram Laal ka pota hi hai na..??
.
Boy:"Haan haan par kaise pata chala.. ?? /smiley
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Grl:"Haramzade main teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune...
Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..:p /smiley /smiley

munna_sk 2013/04/30 06:09
wow..nice joke/smiley
Sonu009 2013/05/23 07:39
nice jokes .lol.
sandeep397 2013/05/26 04:54
wow thts nice jokes sis..
Trax 2013/05/29 04:35
Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha
Tha...
Hey Bhagwan
.
.
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p /smiley /smiley
hahahahahaha.lol. gud 1
Trax 2013/05/29 04:37
Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: Colgate se daant saaf kare
.
.
pepsodent se mazboot kare
.
.
.
Closeup se fresh kare
.
.
.
Or agar phir bhi white na hon to
bina sharmae...
yaaro
.
.
.
"harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de
5 guna zyada behtar safaaii.../smiley
/smiley -hahaha-
Trax 2013/05/29 04:38
Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: A Japani came to INDIA...

He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda

over takes ...

Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN.....
very fast...

next a toyota over takes

Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....
very fast ....

Reached Airport
&asked How Much ??
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Driver:" RS. 8000...
Japani:" Why so expensive ??
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Driver:" METER made in INDIA
very fast
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Hahaha Indians Rocks..
indians r always rockzzzzzzz -haha1-
Trax 2013/05/29 04:42
Quote: private_eyes: Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
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Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad
Mara..
.
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Pata hai Kyu....??
.
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.
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kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone
Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale...:p
maut=wife! !!!!!!!!!"!""""""""!!!!!!!! /smiley
Trax 2013/05/29 04:45
Quote: private_eyes: Aishwaryas Baby in school .
Teacher-who is ur grand pa?
Baby-Big B /smiley
Teacher-who is ur mother?
Baby-Miss World /smiley
Teacher-who is ur father? .
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Baby-No Idea Sir Ji /smiley /smiley
aiswaryas baby says- aisa koi zindgi mein aaye, jo zindagi ko filmi banaye........¡ /smiley
Trax 2013/05/29 04:45
Quote: private_eyes: Railway interview of pappu»»»
Intrviewr: agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge?
Pappu: jee,red light dikhaunga..
Intrviewr: red light na ho toh.?
Pappu: torch dikhaunga.
Intrviewr: torch na ho toh?
Pappu: apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga.!!!
Intrviewr: shirt bhi na ho toh?
Pappu: fir mein apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Intrviewr: wo kyun? Kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega?
Pappu: jee nhi wo kya h na k usne kabhi
2 trains ki takkar nahi dkhi...:-P
tu toh gaya beta! !!!!!!!!-------- hahahaha
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