Do you believe the Adam & Eve story ? by Rebellion 2013/03/16 02:10
First, let me briefly tell you the Adam & Eve FAIRY tale :
Once upon a time, Adam and Eve were created by God. God asked them very nicely to please refrain from eating the fruit from THAT tree (believed to have been an apple) and they were like, "Sure, God, no prob!"
They lived naked and all that . They were cute and innocent like babies, except they were never babies because they were created adults. No, they did NOT have belly buttons.
One day, one of the snakes from the movie Snakes on a Plane came to Eve and was like, "Yo', Eve, have you seen that tree? Yea, girl! those fruits in that tree totally taste like Disney strawberry funnel cakes" and Eve was like, "NO WAY, DUDE! I gotta have some of that" ...and Eve went ahead and had some of that.
Then Adam came and was like, "WTF? you weren't supposed to eat that, woman!" and Eve said, "But the snake from the movie told me to do it! I have no regrets. This thing tastes like heaven, even better than a strawberry funnel cake from Disney World. Want some?"
Seeing the look of enjoyment on Eve's face, Adam decided to give it a try and then he was like, "Dude, you were right. This fruit is delicious. Let's finish it."
The evil snake watched as Adam and Eve ate the fruit while laughing saying to himself, "Wow, they're so screwed. ROTFLOLMAO."
After eating the fruit, Adam was like, "What is THAT? OMG! We're naked!!!!!!!!" and Eve said, "Naked? What is that?" to which Adam replied, "You silly, it means you have no clothes on. Here, wear those leaves on your upper and lower body. Good thing I only need one." Eve blushed and said "Fine."
After they sinned, they thought they needed clothing because they were now seeing that God's creation wasn't made perfectly and wanted to 'correct it'. They both lost their perfection and became imperfect and started, for the first time, to die. They passed sin and death on to us, their offspring.
First, let me briefly tell you the Adam & Eve FAIRY tale :
Once upon a time, Adam and Eve were created by God. God asked them very nicely to please refrain from eating the fruit from THAT tree (believed to have been an apple) and they were like, "Sure, God, no prob!"
They lived naked and all that . They were cute and innocent like babies, except they were never babies because they were created adults. No, they did NOT have belly buttons.
One day, one of the snakes from the movie Snakes on a Plane came to Eve and was like, "Yo', Eve, have you seen that tree? Yea, girl! those fruits in that tree totally taste like Disney strawberry funnel cakes" and Eve was like, "NO WAY, DUDE! I gotta have some of that" ...and Eve went ahead and had some of that.
Then Adam came and was like, "WTF? you weren't supposed to eat that, woman!" and Eve said, "But the snake from the movie told me to do it! I have no regrets. This thing tastes like heaven, even better than a strawberry funnel cake from Disney World. Want some?"
Seeing the look of enjoyment on Eve's face, Adam decided to give it a try and then he was like, "Dude, you were right. This fruit is delicious. Let's finish it."
The evil snake watched as Adam and Eve ate the fruit while laughing saying to himself, "Wow, they're so screwed. ROTFLOLMAO."
After eating the fruit, Adam was like, "What is THAT? OMG! We're naked!!!!!!!!" and Eve said, "Naked? What is that?" to which Adam replied, "You silly, it means you have no clothes on. Here, wear those leaves on your upper and lower body. Good thing I only need one." Eve blushed and said "Fine."
After they sinned, they thought they needed clothing because they were now seeing that God's creation wasn't made perfectly and wanted to 'correct it'. They both lost their perfection and became imperfect and started, for the first time, to die. They passed sin and death on to us, their offspring.
ASHIKA 2013/04/09 01:09
Most Christians would kill you this topic. Nonetheless i'm an open minded spirit (this topic cracked me up LMAO), I'm not sure what to believe anymore... But those days people lived over a 100 years so maybe snakes could talk
Most Christians would kill you this topic. Nonetheless i'm an open minded spirit (this topic cracked me up LMAO), I'm not sure what to believe anymore... But those days people lived over a 100 years so maybe snakes could talk
Rebellion 2013/04/12 17:52
Make up ur mind 1st about What quantity of dirt u wanna spill out... ur looking foxed .lol.
Quote: SAGITTARIUS: Its you who started the dirt and I tried to clean it.btw mind ur cheap language.it will be better for both of us.
Make up ur mind 1st about What quantity of dirt u wanna spill out... ur looking foxed .lol.
SAGITTARIUS 2013/04/12 23:42
Quote: HeLL-SeeKeR:
Make up ur mind 1st about What quantity of dirt u wanna spill out... ur looking foxed .lol.
O really?Don't u think a piece of dirt got more value than ur existance.if u think u got more value so prove it with the help of Hinduism n Science.Hope u like it.
Make up ur mind 1st about What quantity of dirt u wanna spill out... ur looking foxed .lol.
Rebellion 2013/04/21 17:59
Yes i like it, Atleast I believe in Science in place of some Cartoon network god .lol.
Quote: SAGITTARIUS: O really?Don't u think a piece of dirt got more value than ur existance.if u think u got more value so prove it with the help of Hinduism n Science.Hope u like it.
Yes i like it, Atleast I believe in Science in place of some Cartoon network god .lol.
suklandy 2013/04/25 08:23
Quote: HeLL-SeeKeR:
Yes i like it, Atleast I believe in Science in place of some Cartoon network god .lol.
This post is a clear case of blasphemy and gotta be reported against. I will see to it that this gets deleted.
Yes i like it, Atleast I believe in Science in place of some Cartoon network god .lol.
TheMouse 2013/05/25 05:00
The truth is, because all humans come from inbreeding they're so awfully stupid. And everything in the Jungle book is also true. And everyone who says the Jungle book isn't true is an idiot and should get severely punished by God, or somebody anyway.
The truth is, because all humans come from inbreeding they're so awfully stupid. And everything in the Jungle book is also true. And everyone who says the Jungle book isn't true is an idiot and should get severely punished by God, or somebody anyway.
Georginia 2013/08/25 10:00
Some dont believe wat the Holy book of any kind of believer whether its christian Bible, muslim Quran or hindu Geeta but the funny thing is that they always believe wats in the newspaper..
Thier face wud change n wil exclaimed..ohh yaa, they will looked astonished by wat the newspaper wud say. Funny world.
Some dont believe wat the Holy book of any kind of believer whether its christian Bible, muslim Quran or hindu Geeta but the funny thing is that they always believe wats in the newspaper..
Thier face wud change n wil exclaimed..ohh yaa, they will looked astonished by wat the newspaper wud say. Funny world.
Leo_ 2013/09/04 16:49
I Have bit Cofusion about what Happened Then,
This is must b a Allegory [& if it is, then it has a Logic]...
I Have bit Cofusion about what Happened Then,
This is must b a Allegory [& if it is, then it has a Logic]...
MaNmoJi 2014/04/28 15:09
Yup i billeve.
Fajar :- hazarat aadam alaihisslamne paida hone ke baad jannatka noor dekha tha. Jab wo raat ke waqt jannat se duniya me bheje gye to yhan andhera dekhkar bahot dare aur shari raat rote rahe. Jab subahke waqt kuch roshni nazar aayi to woh khus huwe aur unhone esi waqt sukraneki namaz pdhi.
Yup i billeve.
Fajar :- hazarat aadam alaihisslamne paida hone ke baad jannatka noor dekha tha. Jab wo raat ke waqt jannat se duniya me bheje gye to yhan andhera dekhkar bahot dare aur shari raat rote rahe. Jab subahke waqt kuch roshni nazar aayi to woh khus huwe aur unhone esi waqt sukraneki namaz pdhi.
i'll post a reply later.
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