Do you believe the Adam & Eve story ? by Rebellion 2013/03/16 02:10
First, let me briefly tell you the Adam & Eve FAIRY tale :
Once upon a time, Adam and Eve were created by God. God asked them very nicely to please refrain from eating the fruit from THAT tree (believed to have been an apple) and they were like, "Sure, God, no prob!"

They lived naked and all that . They were cute and innocent like babies, except they were never babies because they were created adults. No, they did NOT have belly buttons.

One day, one of the snakes from the movie Snakes on a Plane came to Eve and was like, "Yo', Eve, have you seen that tree? Yea, girl! those fruits in that tree totally taste like Disney strawberry funnel cakes" and Eve was like, "NO WAY, DUDE! I gotta have some of that" ...and Eve went ahead and had some of that.

Then Adam came and was like, "WTF? you weren't supposed to eat that, woman!" and Eve said, "But the snake from the movie told me to do it! I have no regrets. This thing tastes like heaven, even better than a strawberry funnel cake from Disney World. Want some?"

Seeing the look of enjoyment on Eve's face, Adam decided to give it a try and then he was like, "Dude, you were right. This fruit is delicious. Let's finish it."

The evil snake watched as Adam and Eve ate the fruit while laughing saying to himself, "Wow, they're so screwed. ROTFLOLMAO."

After eating the fruit, Adam was like, "What is THAT? OMG! We're naked!!!!!!!!" and Eve said, "Naked? What is that?" to which Adam replied, "You silly, it means you have no clothes on. Here, wear those leaves on your upper and lower body. Good thing I only need one." Eve blushed and said "Fine."

After they sinned, they thought they needed clothing because they were now seeing that God's creation wasn't made perfectly and wanted to 'correct it'. They both lost their perfection and became imperfect and started, for the first time, to die. They passed sin and death on to us, their offspring.