*birthday gift* by jaQui 2011/02/06 19:34
A man asked his wife
what she'd like for her
40th birthday. "I'd love
to be six again," she
replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and off they went to a
local theme park. What
a day! He put her on
every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the
Wall of Fear, everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie - the
latest Disney and what
a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and
lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." -lol-
The moral of this story
is: When a woman
speaks and a man is actually listening, he
will still get it wrong.
A man asked his wife
what she'd like for her
40th birthday. "I'd love
to be six again," she
replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and off they went to a
local theme park. What
a day! He put her on
every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the
Wall of Fear, everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie - the
latest Disney and what
a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and
lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." -lol-
The moral of this story
is: When a woman
speaks and a man is actually listening, he
will still get it wrong.
,
cu funny
lol
Smarty 2016/10/31 17:43
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I am glad you find this funny. I am so glad you find this amusing, . I'm glad you find this amusing.
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