Hindi jokes (part 1)

Hindi jokes (part 1) by Saphire_flames 2011/01/22 04:46
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir -lol-

_SUPERBRAT_ 2011/01/22 16:48

Quote: AfaQue: Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me
Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye

Shael Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye

Gul Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Rahaâ€¦

Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya?

Gul:
Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. -hahaha-

-hahaha-

_GUL_ 2011/01/22 16:52
Afaaq jab pehele bar KSA? Araha taa!
Tu plan pard char Gaya?
Plan start h0wa' or Chalene laga'
tu afaaq nai airh0st ko whistle mara /smiley