Hindi jokes (part 1)
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Saphire_flames
2011/01/22 04:46
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir smiley
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Saphire_flames
2011/01/22 05:00
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo. suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa smiley
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AmouR
2011/01/22 05:41
Nice jokes smiley
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_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
2011/01/22 06:02
Gf wala mast tha smiley
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Mahesh
2011/01/22 06:54
All are funny,smiley
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Laketempest
2011/01/22 10:27
smiley okay then .. . .smiley
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_GUL_
2011/01/22 14:27
All j0kes mast par santa wala very mast taasmiley smiley Chodo mia b apna pers ghar par bh0l aya hu' smiley
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/01/22 15:36
Nice ones.
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_NiHaL_
2011/01/22 15:36
aj vidya nai aaismiley
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_NiHaL_
2011/01/22 15:38
mai bhi apna parsh bhul gaya smiley
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Eternal_Knight
2011/01/22 15:41
Mast tha
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Insenus_AmoR
2011/01/22 15:47
Ek din karachi me light chali gayi smiley Girls Hostel se Ek Ladki Ne Electric Office Me Phone Karke Kaha: Light Chali Gayi Hai, Aadmi Bhejo. Replied: Aadmi Nahi Hai, Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo... smiley
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Insenus_AmoR
2011/01/22 16:14
Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye Shael Ne Us Se Bhi Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye Gul Ne Machar Uraya Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha… Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya? Gul: Urh To Gya Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. smiley
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_roshan_
2011/01/22 16:17
wow!!!!!!! i never heard b4
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Insenus_AmoR
2011/01/22 16:19
Gul Hotel Mein Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha, Paas He Baitha Eleto, Daal Kha Raha Tha Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha: Khan! Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain? Gul: ‘Daal’ .. smiley
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/01/22 16:22
smiley
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_SUPERBRAT_
2011/01/22 16:27
smiley nice, but already heard this smiley
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_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
2011/01/22 16:34
AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha, Paas He Baitha Eleto, Daal Kha Raha Tha Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha: Khan! Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain? Gul: ‘Daal’ .. smiley
smiley daal m kala smiley
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Sweet_Divyanka
2011/01/22 16:36
Sorry I don't understand smiley
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_SUPERBRAT_
2011/01/22 16:46
AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha, Paas He Baitha Eleto, Daal Kha Raha Tha Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha: Khan! Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain? Gul: ‘Daal’ .. smiley
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_GUL_
2011/01/22 16:47
AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha, Paas He Baitha Eleto, Daal Kha Raha Tha Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha: Khan! Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain? Gul: ‘Daal’ .. smiley
yeah jokes jab pardta hun? T0 mera bura khal h0ja ta h? Daalh0ursmiley
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