Hindi jokes (part 1) by Saphire_flames 2011/01/22 04:46
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir -lol-
Saphire_flames 2011/01/22 05:00
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa .lol.
AmouR 2011/01/22 05:41
Nice jokes /smiley
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_ 2011/01/22 06:02
Gf wala mast tha .hehe.
Mahesh 2011/01/22 06:54
All are funny,;-D
Laketempest 2011/01/22 10:27
/smiley okay then .. . ./smiley
_GUL_ 2011/01/22 14:27
All j0kes mast par santa wala very mast taa-hahaha- .hehe. Chodo mia b apna pers ghar par bh0l aya hu' /smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/01/22 15:36
Nice ones.
_NiHaL_ 2011/01/22 15:36
aj vidya nai aai-hahaha-
_NiHaL_ 2011/01/22 15:38
mai bhi apna parsh bhul gaya /smiley
Eternal_Knight 2011/01/22 15:41
Mast tha
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/22 15:47
Ek din karachi me light chali gayi (hide)
Girls Hostel se Ek Ladki Ne Electric Office Me Phone Karke
Kaha:
Light Chali Gayi Hai, Aadmi Bhejo.

Replied:
Aadmi Nahi Hai, Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo... /smiley
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/22 16:14
Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me
Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye

Shael Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye

Gul Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha…

Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya?

Gul:
Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. -hahaha-
_roshan_ 2011/01/22 16:17
wow!!!!!!! i never heard b4
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/22 16:19
Gul Hotel Mein
Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas He Baitha Eleto,
Daal Kha Raha Tha
Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha:

Khan!
Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain?

Gul:
‘Daal’ .. /smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/01/22 16:22
/smiley
_SUPERBRAT_ 2011/01/22 16:27
-hahaha- nice, but already heard this /smiley
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_ 2011/01/22 16:34
Quote: AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein
Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas He Baitha Eleto,
Daal Kha Raha Tha
Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha:

Khan!
Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain?

Gul:
‘Daal’ .. /smiley
-hahaha- daal m kala .hehe.
Sweet_Divyanka 2011/01/22 16:36
Sorry I don't understand -hahaha-
_SUPERBRAT_ 2011/01/22 16:46
Quote: AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein
Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas He Baitha Eleto,
Daal Kha Raha Tha
Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha:

Khan!
Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain?

Gul:
‘Daal’ .. /smiley
-hahaha-
_GUL_ 2011/01/22 16:47
Quote: AfaQue: Gul Hotel Mein
Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas He Baitha Eleto,
Daal Kha Raha Tha
Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha:

Khan!
Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain?

Gul:
‘Daal’ .. /smiley
yeah jokes jab pardta hun? T0 mera bura khal h0ja ta h? Daalh0ur-hahaha-

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