Jacki and GOD
Someone 2011/01/09 10:44
Jacki and GOD.

Jacki was praying to god.

She said: God r u there?

God responded: Yes?

And the Jacki said: Can I ask a question?

God said: Go right ahead.

Jacki asked: God, what is a million years to you?

God said A million years to me is only a second.

After hearing that from GOD.., Jacki wondered.

-think-

Then She asked: God, what is a million dollars worth to you?

God said: A million dollars to me is just a penny.

So the Jacki said: God can I have a penny?

And God cheerfully said: Sure!....... Wait just a second.

-lol-
Dunrichie 2011/01/10 02:12
Tried......
Undiscover 2011/05/30 18:08
/smiley funny 1 !!!!!!!
Holumiedey 2011/05/30 22:37
Thats goan b a long tym,but d best.
_cowboy_ 2011/06/01 00:09
Jacki
Geet 2011/06/20 08:18
Poor jacki
Rita 2011/06/21 07:10
-funny-
LoneLy_heArt 2011/06/21 12:05
/smiley,,,
Gladyskio 2011/06/23 09:31
I dnt like wen sum1 puts GOD in a joke
The_Torpid 2012/10/20 05:52
Haha Nice One!!
Rebellion 2012/10/20 16:43
Good lord /smiley
jaQui 2015/12/12 00:50
I really don't want to delete this topic coz the topic creator was my best friend and hes no longer with us.
Samuel099 2015/12/16 16:10
Although the post is great but using God name is a mockery.... Fu!k the poster.
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2016/01/07 18:34
Hhhhhh
haris 2016/01/07 19:33
Samuel099: Although the post is great but using God name is a mockery.... Fu!k the poster.
don't be so harsh. I presume you haven't read the comment from your above poster. The topic creator is no more in this world. At least let's spare the ones who are no more.
haris 2016/01/07 19:38
Libra:

I forgot to mention Allah , sorry .
Sorry, I didn't get you.. I didn't even quote you my that comment. Plz elaborate
haris 2016/01/07 19:54
Libra:

Nevermind , life is short , wasn't even thinking youre quoting me
Life is not short for you at least. 90 plus and still going strong. Masha Allah /smiley
haris 2016/01/07 19:59
Libra:

Well II'm 95 but you know how women are, we always love to lie about our age (lol)
But I'm glad you are honest regarding your age. How long did you take to learn using a smartphone ? /smiley
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