Engineer's day treat;) by haris 2010/09/15 15:09
Girl:Ladka kaisa He*
Brother:Ladka Achha He* Engineering Kiya He*
Dikhne Me FILM Ka HERO Lagta he*
Girl:Kaun si FILM Ka HERO?
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* " PAA "
happy engineers day-hehe-
real proud to be one of them-duh-
Girl:Ladka kaisa He*
Brother:Ladka Achha He* Engineering Kiya He*
Dikhne Me FILM Ka HERO Lagta he*
Girl:Kaun si FILM Ka HERO?
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* " PAA "
happy engineers day-hehe-
real proud to be one of them-duh-
tu sachme paa lagta h 
EpIcInCoGnItO 2010/09/15 15:23
kya dialogue mara 
kya dialogue mara Quote: haris: koi baat nahi apna profession bolta he apna liye.
Looks toh jayengay aj ni toh kal, profession martay dum tak sath me hi he
Looks toh jayengay aj ni toh kal, profession martay dum tak sath me hi he
_vIsHaL_ 2010/09/15 15:31
Prove 2/10=2
ANS..
ART studnt-out of syllabus
Commerce stdnt-ye prblm hi galat hai.
Medical stdnt-Its strange yar kaise aya hoga?
Engnrng stdnt-Its so easy!
two/ten
= wo/en
w=23,o=15 ,e=5,n=14
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
engineers never ask "ans kya hai ?"
dey only ask
"ans kya lana hai ?"
THATS ENGiNEERiNG!
HAPpY ENGG. DAY
Prove 2/10=2
ANS..
ART studnt-out of syllabus
Commerce stdnt-ye prblm hi galat hai.
Medical stdnt-Its strange yar kaise aya hoga?
Engnrng stdnt-Its so easy!
two/ten
= wo/en
w=23,o=15 ,e=5,n=14
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
engineers never ask "ans kya hai ?"
dey only ask
"ans kya lana hai ?"
THATS ENGiNEERiNG!
HAPpY ENGG. DAY
_dreamprince_ 2010/09/15 17:52
Quote: _vIsHaL_: prove 2/10=2
ANS..
ART studnt-out of syllabus
Commerce stdnt-ye prblm hi galat hai.
Medical stdnt-Its strange yar kaise aya hoga?
Engnrng stdnt-Its so easy!
two/ten
= wo/en
w=23,o=15 ,e=5,n=14
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
engineers never ask "ans kya hai ?"
dey only ask
"ans kya lana hai ?"
THATS ENGiNEERiNG!
HAPpY ENGG. DAY
well said happy engineering day
ANS..
ART studnt-out of syllabus
Commerce stdnt-ye prblm hi galat hai.
Medical stdnt-Its strange yar kaise aya hoga?
Engnrng stdnt-Its so easy!
two/ten
= wo/en
w=23,o=15 ,e=5,n=14
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
engineers never ask "ans kya hai ?"
dey only ask
"ans kya lana hai ?"
THATS ENGiNEERiNG!
HAPpY ENGG. DAY
_MZ_dEeP_ 2010/09/15 18:28
Quote: _vIsHaL_: prove 2/10=2 ANS.. ART studnt-out of syllabus Commerce stdnt-ye prblm hi galat hai. Medical stdnt-Its strange yar kaise aya hoga? Engnrng stdnt-Its so easy! two/ten = wo/en w=23,o=15 ,e=5,n=14 =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 engineers never ask"ans kya hai ?"dey only ask"ans kya lana hai ?"THATS ENGiNEERiNG! HAPpY ENGG. DAY
Happy engg.day
HAPpY ENGG. DAY
Insenus_AmoR 2010/09/15 18:48
Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as Christmas, because OCT 31 = DEC 25. (If you dont get it, then you're not a Real Engineer.)
Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as Christmas, because OCT 31 = DEC 25. (If you dont get it, then you're not a Real Engineer.)
Insenus_AmoR 2010/09/15 19:04
Haris.. Its my project report.. But i've made some corrections
EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
We know who to blame.
MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
The only person who understood the thing quit.
IT IS IN THE PROCESS
It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
I can't wait to hear this bull!
SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
Come into my office, I'm lonely.
ALL NEW
Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
RUGGED
Too damn heavy to lift!
LIGHTWEIGHT
Lighter than RUGGED.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
One finally worked.
ENERGY SAVING
Achieved when the power switch is off.
LOW MAINTENANCE
Impossible to fix if broken.
Haris.. Its my project report.. But i've made some corrections
EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
We know who to blame.
MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
The only person who understood the thing quit.
IT IS IN THE PROCESS
It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
I can't wait to hear this bull!
SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
Come into my office, I'm lonely.
ALL NEW
Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
RUGGED
Too damn heavy to lift!
LIGHTWEIGHT
Lighter than RUGGED.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
One finally worked.
ENERGY SAVING
Achieved when the power switch is off.
LOW MAINTENANCE
Impossible to fix if broken.
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