SMILE by EpIcInCoGnItO 2010/06/09 22:30
Here aretwenty-five funny quotes to get you started.
1. “If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.†~ Dave Allen
2. “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.†~ Albert Einstein
3. “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.†~ Mae West
4. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.†~ Fred Allen
5. “The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.†~ Dave Barry
6. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.†~ Josh Billings
7. “Things ain’t what they used to be and probably never was.†~Will Rogers
8. “Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.†~ Gary Busey
9. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.†~ Walt Disney
10. “Hippies, hippies… they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!†~ Eric Cartman
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Here aretwenty-five funny quotes to get you started.
1. “If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.†~ Dave Allen
2. “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.†~ Albert Einstein
3. “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.†~ Mae West
4. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.†~ Fred Allen
5. “The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.†~ Dave Barry
6. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.†~ Josh Billings
7. “Things ain’t what they used to be and probably never was.†~Will Rogers
8. “Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.†~ Gary Busey
9. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.†~ Walt Disney
10. “Hippies, hippies… they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!†~ Eric Cartman
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