things to do durin Xamz..

things to do durin Xamz.. by Insenus_AmoR 2010/02/05 13:12
friends.. if u r not fit for exams, i mean u dint prepared for it.. then u can do these followin things..

1. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Wher's the regular guy?"

2. On the answer sheet find a new, interestin way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative..

3. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If u r really darin, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes..

4. Bring cheerleaders and Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers..

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is... .baby.