FART FACTS by -DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 03:17
Farting is an act of passing intestinal gases through the anus,These can some times be odor-less and and sometimes deadly. but do you know why you pass gas? Do you know your fart facts? Well some of the facts below will tell you something about what we all do multiple times a day..whether you like it or not! -stinker-
1:The average person will Fart 14 times a day...
2:Farts are indeed flammable so careful if your lighting up!or you'll end up like this -flames2-
3:Here is a list of the top ten farting species
1:Termite..nasty little things farting in billions!
2:Camels..farty stinky beasts
3:Zebras...and it still cant keep lions from bighting their asses!
4:Sheep...ever wondered why your woolen jersey wreaks?
5:Cows....big old fart machines.
6:Elephants,,jumbo asses with jumbo farts
7:Labradors(dog) retriever...worlds fartiest dog.
8:Humans..VEGETARIANS farting 24/7 arent you ashamed? and more than Non vegers too!-crazy-
9:Humans:Non vegetarians..fart less on average than their VEGETARIAN stinky brothers n Sisters.
10:Gerbils...thats right your little pet gerbil farts n farts n farts.
4:farts can come blazing out your ass at a burning 7mph!
5:Farts are 37c and also the time created before e it races out your butt!
6:You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own farts!
7:H2S Hydrogen Sulphide is the compound which makes your farts stink!
8:Stealth farts..Most farts come from swallowed air,largely nitrogen and C02 and are relatively odorless,the bubbles from these farts are large and produce huge sounds.....bacterial fermentation and other digestive processes produce various pungent gases. ..bubbles from these farts tend to be small...smelly and hardly any sound! SILENT BUT DEADLY!
9: A person can still fart after death....corpse farts yuck!
10:Beans do in fact make you fart more...beans beans good for your heart cause they make you FART!
11:Finally nerve endings in your rectum usually can distinguish between a fart and your shxt, however sometimes they get confused when your shxt has more fluid than normal and you end up with a wet fart and a muddy butt! -shxtfan-
He he happy farting!
Farting is an act of passing intestinal gases through the anus,These can some times be odor-less and and sometimes deadly. but do you know why you pass gas? Do you know your fart facts? Well some of the facts below will tell you something about what we all do multiple times a day..whether you like it or not! -stinker-
1:The average person will Fart 14 times a day...
2:Farts are indeed flammable so careful if your lighting up!or you'll end up like this -flames2-
3:Here is a list of the top ten farting species
1:Termite..nasty little things farting in billions!
2:Camels..farty stinky beasts
3:Zebras...and it still cant keep lions from bighting their asses!
4:Sheep...ever wondered why your woolen jersey wreaks?
5:Cows....big old fart machines.
6:Elephants,,jumbo asses with jumbo farts
7:Labradors(dog) retriever...worlds fartiest dog.
8:Humans..VEGETARIANS farting 24/7 arent you ashamed? and more than Non vegers too!-crazy-
9:Humans:Non vegetarians..fart less on average than their VEGETARIAN stinky brothers n Sisters.
10:Gerbils...thats right your little pet gerbil farts n farts n farts.
4:farts can come blazing out your ass at a burning 7mph!
5:Farts are 37c and also the time created before e it races out your butt!
6:You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own farts!
7:H2S Hydrogen Sulphide is the compound which makes your farts stink!
8:Stealth farts..Most farts come from swallowed air,largely nitrogen and C02 and are relatively odorless,the bubbles from these farts are large and produce huge sounds.....bacterial fermentation and other digestive processes produce various pungent gases. ..bubbles from these farts tend to be small...smelly and hardly any sound! SILENT BUT DEADLY!
9: A person can still fart after death....corpse farts yuck!
10:Beans do in fact make you fart more...beans beans good for your heart cause they make you FART!
11:Finally nerve endings in your rectum usually can distinguish between a fart and your shxt, however sometimes they get confused when your shxt has more fluid than normal and you end up with a wet fart and a muddy butt! -shxtfan-
He he happy farting!
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 09:33
...hehehehe hope you enjoy it.
Quote: Misshope: Its lyk bein bk at skool...Disgustin
I have one thing to say ... ...hehehehe hope you enjoy it.
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 10:01
Kumz ..It took allot of research nd adding my own twists and editing hehehe..
Quote: Kumz: -hahaha-I like the fart facts!!!Very unique!!!
Kumz ..It took allot of research nd adding my own twists and editing hehehe..
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 10:02
Quote: jean36: ha ha ha!!!!!!. were d u get d tips frm?
Got some of the tips facts from a blog site and then actually added my own comments to the facts..giving it more ummmm body like a good bottle of wine a fermented fart can be classical!
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 10:07
ffffffffffttttttt
Quote: -SwEeThArT-: thanks for all the smelly news
very nice!
it made me think about all the farting stuff
..well some animals does not fart..
like jelly fish?worms?..
Ahhh Im sorry to say that your sweet wormies and jelly fish indeed fart, any creature that has intestines and or an anus do infact fart! very nice!
it made me think about all the farting stuff
..well some animals does not fart.. like jelly fish?worms?.. ffffffffffttttttt
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 11:38
A quick fart? Zoom Bang ..bataaanggg fart?
Quote: Skillz: make it short
make what short? A quick fart? Zoom Bang ..bataaanggg fart?
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/30 13:18
Here's anothe fart fact buster!
Why is it that you scratch your ass through 2 layers of clothing(your undies and your jeans) your fingers still stink?
Well farts are really just aerosolized shxt!which means microcopic fragments and droplets of shxt are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered through the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate ones clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibres of the cloth!the particles are transferred to you fingers then your nose....Hence Scratch N sniff!
Here's anothe fart fact buster!
Why is it that you scratch your ass through 2 layers of clothing(your undies and your jeans) your fingers still stink?
Well farts are really just aerosolized shxt!which means microcopic fragments and droplets of shxt are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered through the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate ones clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibres of the cloth!the particles are transferred to you fingers then your nose....Hence Scratch N sniff!
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/31 14:38
Thursday, 1 October 2009
A fart can be more trouble than it's worth sometimes, especially when it's a wet fart, and so it was when unemployed car worker, Tabib Dipthong of Dudley, dropped his guts after a tasty curry last Thursday.
Poor Tabib, 34, had taken his lovely wife, Rajvinder, out for a meal at the Star of India, and had just finished his Chicken Vindaloo when he felt a slight stirring in his bowel.
Supremely aware of the fact that his wife was present - even after a shedload of cheap booze - Tabib tried to stifle the imminent explosion, but the bubble of air that then built up inside him started to cause him extreme indigestion, and he decided to 'let it out slowly' and with great care.
Sadly, what happened next, has been the butt of countless bar-room jokes over the centuries, and it never gets any less funny.
Raising his right arse cheek only a quarter of an inch, the hapless Indian attempted to squeeze out a small, hopefully silent pump that his wife wouldn't notice, thinking to himself that, even if she smelt it, in a crowded restaurant such as this, the deed could not reasonably be attributed to him.
Alas, the silence he desired was shattered when, a trump of Biblical proportions leapt from his ringpiece with such force, that a painting on the wall above him was dislodged from its nail, and several women ran screaming from their meals, and into the street outside.
Dipthong excused himself from the chaos, and ran to the gents, only to find that his vain efforts to conceal his wind had resulted in a seven-inch, brown skid mark that was still wet, and was going to take his wife hours to scrub out.
Today, Rajwinder, who is now filing for divorce, told the Dudley Express & Star:
"He's a filthy bastard! He usually leaves skid marks all over the bedsheets!"
Thursday, 1 October 2009
A fart can be more trouble than it's worth sometimes, especially when it's a wet fart, and so it was when unemployed car worker, Tabib Dipthong of Dudley, dropped his guts after a tasty curry last Thursday.
Poor Tabib, 34, had taken his lovely wife, Rajvinder, out for a meal at the Star of India, and had just finished his Chicken Vindaloo when he felt a slight stirring in his bowel.
Supremely aware of the fact that his wife was present - even after a shedload of cheap booze - Tabib tried to stifle the imminent explosion, but the bubble of air that then built up inside him started to cause him extreme indigestion, and he decided to 'let it out slowly' and with great care.
Sadly, what happened next, has been the butt of countless bar-room jokes over the centuries, and it never gets any less funny.
Raising his right arse cheek only a quarter of an inch, the hapless Indian attempted to squeeze out a small, hopefully silent pump that his wife wouldn't notice, thinking to himself that, even if she smelt it, in a crowded restaurant such as this, the deed could not reasonably be attributed to him.
Alas, the silence he desired was shattered when, a trump of Biblical proportions leapt from his ringpiece with such force, that a painting on the wall above him was dislodged from its nail, and several women ran screaming from their meals, and into the street outside.
Dipthong excused himself from the chaos, and ran to the gents, only to find that his vain efforts to conceal his wind had resulted in a seven-inch, brown skid mark that was still wet, and was going to take his wife hours to scrub out.
Today, Rajwinder, who is now filing for divorce, told the Dudley Express & Star:
"He's a filthy bastard! He usually leaves skid marks all over the bedsheets!"
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/01/31 15:10
If anyones interested im fartin like crazy right now! Cashew Nutz!
If anyones interested im fartin like crazy right now! Cashew Nutz!
Laketempest 2010/01/31 15:29
you really put work in this one. I would not like to be around a demon fart. You have me laughing here, and i sneeze to 
you really put work in this one. I would not like to be around a demon fart. You have me laughing here, and i sneeze to
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/02/01 04:20
Quote: Laketempest: you really put work in this one. I would not like to be around a demon fart. You have me laughing here, and i sneeze to
Yeh busted my poop shoot working on this! almost literally -shxtfan- you really put work in this one. I would not like to be around a demon fart. You have me laughing here, and i sneeze to
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- 2010/02/01 04:21
Thanks Kumz .....
........
Quote: Kumz: Topic of the YEAR, no doubt!!!!!Well done Mikey baby!!
Thanks Kumz ..... ........
Replies: 63
#77 Factual Zone
A forum for article style topics. Share your knowledge of nature, history, science & anything factual.