Hen17 2009/11/06 20:08
Advices 4 women:
1.dont imagine you can change a man unless he is in diapers
2.what do you do if your boyfriend walk-out?shut the door and dont beg
3.never allow your man's mind to wander coz it's too little to be out alone
4.definition of a bachelor;a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
5.women do not make a fool of man coz most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
6.the best way to get man to do something,is to suggest that they are too old for it.
7.love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
8.the children of israel wandered for 40 year.even in biblical terms man wouldn't ask for direction.
9.if a man ask what kind of books,u are interested in,tell him checkbooks.
10.remember a sense of humour does not mean you telling him jokes but laughing at his jokes
Advices 4 women:
1.dont imagine you can change a man unless he is in diapers
2.what do you do if your boyfriend walk-out?shut the door and dont beg
3.never allow your man's mind to wander coz it's too little to be out alone
4.definition of a bachelor;a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
5.women do not make a fool of man coz most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
6.the best way to get man to do something,is to suggest that they are too old for it.
7.love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
8.the children of israel wandered for 40 year.even in biblical terms man wouldn't ask for direction.
9.if a man ask what kind of books,u are interested in,tell him checkbooks.
10.remember a sense of humour does not mean you telling him jokes but laughing at his jokes
Hen17 2009/11/06 20:16
All women problems start with 'MEN'
1.MENtal illness
2.MENstrual cramps
3.MENtal breakdown
4.MENopause
see they really do!
All women problems start with 'MEN'
1.MENtal illness
2.MENstrual cramps
3.MENtal breakdown
4.MENopause
see they really do!
Manal 2009/11/06 20:28
Quote: Hen17: Advices 4 women:
1.dont imagine you can change a man unless he is in diapers
2.what do you do if your boyfriend walk-out?shut the door and dont beg
3.never allow your man's mind to wander coz it's too little to be out alone
4.definition of a bachelor;a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
5.women do not make a fool of man coz most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
6.the best way to get man to do something,is to suggest that they are too old for it.
7.love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
8.the children of israel wandered for 40 year.even in biblical terms man wouldn't ask for direction.
9.if a man ask what kind of books,u are interested in,tell him checkbooks.
10.remember a sense of humour does not mean you telling him jokes but laughing at his jokes
keep it up1.dont imagine you can change a man unless he is in diapers
2.what do you do if your boyfriend walk-out?shut the door and dont beg
3.never allow your man's mind to wander coz it's too little to be out alone
4.definition of a bachelor;a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
5.women do not make a fool of man coz most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
6.the best way to get man to do something,is to suggest that they are too old for it.
7.love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
8.the children of israel wandered for 40 year.even in biblical terms man wouldn't ask for direction.
9.if a man ask what kind of books,u are interested in,tell him checkbooks.
10.remember a sense of humour does not mean you telling him jokes but laughing at his jokes
Hen17 2009/11/06 20:30
MY ANSWERING MACHINES
1.my wife and i cant come to the phone right now,but if you would leave your name and number,we will get back to u as soon as we are finished.
2.hi this is hen17.if u are the phone company,i already sent the money.if you are my parents,please send money.if you are my bank,you didn't lend me enough money.if you are ma friend(a boy)you owe me money.if you are a female.dont worry,i have lots of money.
3.A is for 'academic',B is for 'beer',one of those reasons is why i am not here so leave a message.
4.hello if you leave a message i will call you soon but if you leave a sexy message i will call you sooner
MY ANSWERING MACHINES
1.my wife and i cant come to the phone right now,but if you would leave your name and number,we will get back to u as soon as we are finished.
2.hi this is hen17.if u are the phone company,i already sent the money.if you are my parents,please send money.if you are my bank,you didn't lend me enough money.if you are ma friend(a boy)you owe me money.if you are a female.dont worry,i have lots of money.
3.A is for 'academic',B is for 'beer',one of those reasons is why i am not here so leave a message.
4.hello if you leave a message i will call you soon but if you leave a sexy message i will call you sooner
babagana 2009/11/06 20:46
wat so funny here!find other topic @hen17 all men are equal girl never ever to trus a men,men are virus.
wat so funny here!find other topic @hen17 all men are equal girl never ever to trus a men,men are virus.
KING1 2009/11/06 20:51
[quote=Hen17]MY ANSWERING MACHINES
1.my wife and i cant come to the phone right now,but if you would leave your name and
[quote=Hen17]MY ANSWERING MACHINES
1.my wife and i cant come to the phone right now,but if you would leave your name and
Hen17 2009/11/07 07:13
HISTORY & GOVERNMENT:
1.1880's-europe went ahead of the rest of the world in science.
2.1884-85:berlin conference.
3.Britain colonised nigeria,ghana,gambia and sierra leone.
4.1898-british govt maintained a colonial state in nigeria.
5.1919-the league of nations have togo to france.
6.lord lugard introduced indirect rule in nigeria and was known as the father of indirect rule.
7.france colonised ivory coast,dahomey(benin republic),senegal,guinea,mali,upper volta(burkina faso).
1929-lever brothers took over nigeria company.
1976-nigeria adopted the 19th state structure.
HISTORY & GOVERNMENT:
1.1880's-europe went ahead of the rest of the world in science.
2.1884-85:berlin conference.
3.Britain colonised nigeria,ghana,gambia and sierra leone.
4.1898-british govt maintained a colonial state in nigeria.
5.1919-the league of nations have togo to france.
6.lord lugard introduced indirect rule in nigeria and was known as the father of indirect rule.
7.france colonised ivory coast,dahomey(benin republic),senegal,guinea,mali,upper volta(burkina faso).
1929-lever brothers took over nigeria company.
1976-nigeria adopted the 19th state structure.
Hen17 2009/11/07 07:41
HOW TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE:
1.Make funny faces at other patrons,then sneer at their reactions.
2.Read a newspaper or book during the meal.ignore your date.
3.Stare at your date's neck and grind your teeth audibly.
4.Howl and whistle at other women's leg especially if you are man.
5.Without asking eat off your date's meal,eat more 4rm his/her plate than his/her does.
6.Chew wit your mouth open,talk while eating wit your mouth full of spray crumbs.
7.Eat everything on your plate within 30seconds of it being place in front of you.
8.Excuse yourself to use the restroom.go back to the waiter/hostess and request for another table in a different place in the restaurant.order another meal.when your date finally finds you.ask him or her "what in the hell took you so long in the restroom?".
9.Ask the people at the next table for food from their plates.
10.If your date is paying,quickly order for the most expensive thing on the menu.take a bite and drop.
I doubt if he or she will not leave you!
HOW TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE:
1.Make funny faces at other patrons,then sneer at their reactions.
2.Read a newspaper or book during the meal.ignore your date.
3.Stare at your date's neck and grind your teeth audibly.
4.Howl and whistle at other women's leg especially if you are man.
5.Without asking eat off your date's meal,eat more 4rm his/her plate than his/her does.
6.Chew wit your mouth open,talk while eating wit your mouth full of spray crumbs.
7.Eat everything on your plate within 30seconds of it being place in front of you.
8.Excuse yourself to use the restroom.go back to the waiter/hostess and request for another table in a different place in the restaurant.order another meal.when your date finally finds you.ask him or her "what in the hell took you so long in the restroom?".
9.Ask the people at the next table for food from their plates.
10.If your date is paying,quickly order for the most expensive thing on the menu.take a bite and drop.
I doubt if he or she will not leave you!
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