Popeye 2012/12/11 19:22
Finally it has happened
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
Finally it has happened
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
sagarking20 2012/12/29 19:17
When a Girl Accepts
Your Friend Request
it means she accepted
Your "Friendship" Not
Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a
Friend Request
it means She wants to
be your Friend not Your
Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to
share her Thoughts
with You
'n not that She's Lost in
Your Thoughts..
When she comments on
Your status
it means She's just
being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your
comment
it means She like Your
Comment not You. !
A
When a Girl Accepts
Your Friend Request
it means she accepted
Your "Friendship" Not
Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a
Friend Request
it means She wants to
be your Friend not Your
Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to
share her Thoughts
with You
'n not that She's Lost in
Your Thoughts..
When she comments on
Your status
it means She's just
being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your
comment
it means She like Your
Comment not You. !
A
Popeye 2013/10/28 20:56
Two men were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test
Two men were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test
Popeye 2013/10/28 21:02
Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES
Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES
-haha1- 
#45 Fun & Comedy
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Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.