There were Bantya and Santya as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Bantya asked Santya, "Santya what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself."Santya replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one!!!!!

Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
The first surd says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught
all those fish."
The other answers: "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark
the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first. "How do you know we will get
the same boat tomorrow

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink
and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ? "The man replied, "130." So the
robot proceeded to make conversations about physics, astronomy, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool.
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him"What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the superbowl,
dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool".
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's
your IQ?"The man replied, "50". The robot then said, "So, how are things in
Punjab these days?

Nice jokes .(silly3)

Man to his little Son: I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd
be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in
another man's arms.

Son: Tell me dad why mom did that!"
DAD kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said,
" Maybe, son she didn't get the fax."

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had
happened to his ears and he answered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but
instead of picking up the phone accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."."Oh

Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?" "That son of a bitch called back after sometime"

Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel
on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ??
"Saala aaj bhi girna padega..."

A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay.
He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the
next station.When the train reached Delhi, the Surd's co-passengers
asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket
for the entire.The Surd replied that his doctor had advised him against
taking long journey.

A man checkd in2 a h0tel rum in Pret0ria . There ws a c0mputer in d rum so he decides 2 email hs wife . unf0rtunately he pt in d r0ng email addy and sent it off . . .Meanwile s0mwere in d Cape a widow arrives h0me 4r0m hr husbands funeral and decides 2 chek hr emails . After readin d 1st msg she faints . Her s0n rushed in and f0und hs m0m on the floor and saw d c0mputer screen wich read : TO : My lovin wife Subject : Ive arrived Date : August 6 2008 I kn0w u are surprised 2 hear 4r0m me . They have c0mputerz here n0w. And u are allowed 2 email loved ones .Iv jus checkd in . Ic tat everytin has bn prepared 4 y0ur arrival 2m0row .Lo0kin 4ward 2 seein u then . H0pe y0ur journey is as uneventful as mine was. . . P.S. Itz damn hot d0wn here

Q What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A Their balls are just for decoration.

Hmmm cool

Once a chemistry teacher, physics teacher and mathematics teacher were sitting near a pond... Math teacher said i want to know the height of the pond from sea level , so he jumped into the pond.... Then physics teacher said let me check the density of water in pond, he too jumped into pond, after sometime chemistry teacher noticed that they are not coming out so he said- i think both the teachers are soluble in water.....n went off

not bad

very gud jokes.

dats 9reat ..
i reaLly Luv jokes ..Haha

LoL ..

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: Okay, now what?

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

[quote=life is priceless