> I Hate Cats!! by ROCKY13 2009/01/12 06:06
I Hate Cats.
I Hate Cats.
-SwEeThArT- 2009/01/19 22:19
Quote: Heavens_DeviL: i posted da same joke last year 
i still remember that
ROCKY13 2009/01/12 06:06
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
ROCKY13 2009/01/12 06:06
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the cat on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the cat on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
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haha
Olamilekan123 2009/01/31 07:54
If i were the cat i would get the phone and lost u in 2 the bush so that u w not back home 2 2rble m anymore
If i were the cat i would get the phone and lost u in 2 the bush so that u w not back home 2 2rble m anymore
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