FART FACTS

lol. c'mon letz have a Fart Party!

Nice one Brother

Its lyk bein bk at skool...Disgustin

I have one thing to say ... ...hehehehe hope you enjoy it.

Kumz ..It took allot of research nd adding my own twists and editing hehehe..

Got some of the tips facts from a blog site and then actually added my own comments to the facts..giving it more ummmm body like a good bottle of wine a fermented fart can be classical!

Ahhh Im sorry to say that your sweet wormies and jelly fish indeed fart, any creature that has intestines and or an anus do infact fart! ffffffffffttttttt

make it short

make what short? A quick fart? Zoom Bang ..bataaanggg fart?

Interesting fart facts!

Haha ,very funny bt informative

Here's anothe fart fact buster! Why is it that you scratch your ass through 2 layers of clothing(your undies and your jeans) your fingers still stink? Well farts are really just aerosolized shxt!which means microcopic fragments and droplets of shxt are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered through the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate ones clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibres of the cloth!the particles are transferred to you fingers then your nose....Hence Scratch N sniff!

Thursday, 1 October 2009 A fart can be more trouble than it's worth sometimes, especially when it's a wet fart, and so it was when unemployed car worker, Tabib Dipthong of Dudley, dropped his guts after a tasty curry last Thursday. Poor Tabib, 34, had taken his lovely wife, Rajvinder, out for a meal at the Star of India, and had just finished his Chicken Vindaloo when he felt a slight stirring in his bowel. Supremely aware of the fact that his wife was present - even after a shedload of cheap booze - Tabib tried to stifle the imminent explosion, but the bubble of air that then built up inside him started to cause him extreme indigestion, and he decided to 'let it out slowly' and with great care. Sadly, what happened next, has been the butt of countless bar-room jokes over the centuries, and it never gets any less funny. Raising his right arse cheek only a quarter of an inch, the hapless Indian attempted to squeeze out a small, hopefully silent pump that his wife wouldn't notice, thinking to himself that, even if she smelt it, in a crowded restaurant such as this, the deed could not reasonably be attributed to him. Alas, the silence he desired was shattered when, a trump of Biblical proportions leapt from his ringpiece with such force, that a painting on the wall above him was dislodged from its nail, and several women ran screaming from their meals, and into the street outside. Dipthong excused himself from the chaos, and ran to the gents, only to find that his vain efforts to conceal his wind had resulted in a seven-inch, brown skid mark that was still wet, and was going to take his wife hours to scrub out. Today, Rajwinder, who is now filing for divorce, told the Dudley Express & Star: "He's a filthy bastard! He usually leaves skid marks all over the bedsheets!"

H2S smells like rotten eggs. yucky. ---------- i m

If anyones interested im fartin like crazy right now! Cashew Nutz!

you really put work in this one. I would not like to be around a demon fart. You have me laughing here, and i sneeze to

Topic of the YEAR, no doubt!!!!!Well done Mikey baby!!

Yeh busted my poop shoot working on this! almost literally -shxtfan-

Thanks Kumz ..... ........

What a farty topic