Omg u guys are a bomb

hi? i am oluwatope i av a joke for u it go like this (i go to my friend house to borrow pressing iron an she told me that i should used it in her room that i should nt take it too my house an i use it there a week after she to my house for brum an i did sametin wat she did to me at the fist day........am i bad or good

You make my day Krack

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Thankouuuu

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." 
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" 
"He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died." 
"Oh, how terrible ! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." 
"A broken neck?" 
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.“

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”