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ava ABHIRAJ: See hw beautiful God added one more day in ur life,not bcoz you need it,but bcoz someone else might need you,
Good morning Trycera my love n frndz
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YoU think Only yOU can play yetti prankS on us well time in fOr our kills fellar. Come on guyS letS kill emsmiley time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da man
(07:44) Fri, 11 Aug 06
ava
a man was trying to kill a snake he nw saw a woman andthe man leave the snake and the man run after the woman
(16:16) Tue, 10 May 11
ava
Girls always use spare batteries that is why they talk alot.
(13:52) Sat, 7 May 11
ava
Woman takes out her litl make up mirror and gives it to the blond cop. Cop sais: oh,you can go,i see your
(11:25) Thu, 28 Apr 11
ava
He died laughing before he could tell anybody
(11:24) Thu, 28 Apr 11
ava
My girlfriend is so hot but she had no brain
(20:52) Sun, 24 Apr 11
ava
Girls are fool
(20:50) Sun, 24 Apr 11
ava
smiley. What are you talking ab0ut? Say s0mething to tell!
(06:43) Tue, 19 Apr 11
ava
Girls are more than useless smiley
(01:52) Sun, 17 Apr 11
ava
Ok uv stripped them guyz
(06:23) Sat, 16 Apr 11
ava

Be politically correct


How to be politically correct with women

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
(04:36) Thu, 14 Apr 11
ava
right
(01:29) Fri, 8 Apr 11
ava
Girls re raskerfarans but guys have d swag
(10:54) Thu, 7 Apr 11
ava
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted" next day he recieved 300 letters and the all said the same thing: "You can have mine"
(02:49) Sat, 2 Apr 11
ava
dats amatter of ua linguas
(18:46) Mon, 28 Mar 11
ava
Whats the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side
(14:27) Sat, 26 Mar 11