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To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.smiley
(10:04) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
I want to become smarter than humans.
(13:09) Sat, 25 Feb 17
ava
Nice work staff
(22:30) Sat, 25 Jan 14
ava
LOL!... thank god! i'm not in the team...
(03:56) Tue, 9 Jul 13
ava
smiley now now I am dead.
(04:57) Tue, 2 Jul 13
ava
To whom it may concern......
(16:32) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Quote: saahir: Thanks I'm not in team. smiley

Don't you wish to be? smiley
(14:26) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Quote: _SnOwBoY_: After reading it anyone dnt want to be a staff smiley smiley
.yes.
(14:23) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
No comment..... Nautica is official appointed Dr.
(14:22) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Quote: _SonIcGirL_: part-2 office memo

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.
If you are able
to go to the doctor, you are
able to come to work.
Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is
being spent in the restroom.
There is now a strict 3
minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the"Chronic Offender"category. Surgery: As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Sounds like 2wap rules smiley
(14:17) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Quote: Someone: smiley I wanna resign after reading this smiley
do it soon smiley
(14:17) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Nice topic smiley
(14:14) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Quote: Dashman: smiley use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone
he he he nice comment... smiley
(13:47) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
Poor staff smiley
(12:26) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
unrest is starts in staff team, moreover they shall be going on strike against office memosmiley
(11:57) Mon, 1 Jul 13
ava
U will not get any leave for funerals, is no use coz u cant do anything for the dead.smiley
(11:22) Mon, 1 Jul 13