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The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth
grade class :

Get their parents to tell them a story with a
moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by
one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff:

spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie
was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about

my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert
Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory, and all she had was
a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival
knife. She drank the whiskey on the way
down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
her parachute landed her right in the middle
of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she
ran out of bullets, killed four more with the
knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed
the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.

'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral
to this horrible story?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk."
(16:44) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
No.wrong . smiley Wr0ng turn smiley
(20:49) Sun, 29 Dec 13
ava
No.wrong . smiley Wr0ng turn .drun1.
(20:48) Sun, 29 Dec 13
ava
smiley nice
(09:40) Sun, 15 Sep 13
ava
dont be drunk lyk mad.
(05:25) Sat, 21 Jan 12
ava
i think so thread repeated but nice execution of brainy students of these days, smiley
(04:48) Sat, 21 Jan 12
ava
I knw this.
Although it's smiley
(23:42) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
Quote: chocolate.angel: smiley really some people do unusual things when they`re drank..
smiley
(18:27) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
Todays moral
(17:37) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
Nice
(17:24) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
smiley really some people do unusual things when they`re drank..
(16:53) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
Quote: EpIcInCoGnItO: I have read this one in our forums itself. Really thoughtful.

me 2.. also in wrong forum..
(16:50) Fri, 20 Jan 12
ava
I have read this one in our forums itself. Really thoughtful.
(16:49) Fri, 20 Jan 12