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DareDevil

Post here all your funny quotes.
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(14:31) Mon, 7 Feb 11
yasmine

wel som wer funny
(19:56) Wed, 21 Dec 11
-SwEeThArT-

Quote: prince1011: Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again

(15:51) Tue, 20 Dec 11
Manal

Q. What 3 things are common
between the sun and a
woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look
better while going down
and both disappear at night.
between the sun and a
woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look
better while going down
and both disappear at night.
(04:29) Tue, 20 Dec 11
TemPEST

Wheather produces a very solid & hot rain,why the hurry to remove your dried cloths?
(22:28) Wed, 9 Nov 11
Feliezo4real

I went 2 a church one sunday nd at d end of d sermon, d prist asked us d new convert 2 SOW A SEED into our future,but instead of me bringing MONEY, i ran back home nd went 2 bring d head of d yam i had eaten d previous day...
(19:29) Thu, 6 Oct 11
Feliezo4real

CHEMISTRY AND D LORDS PRAYER! Oh God of chemistry,who art in ATOM,ELETRON,PROTON & NEURON...May thy FORMULEA & SUBJECT be know 2 ya humbled followers in LAB praticals & class rooms...help us these day 2 become CHEMISTRICIANS which is our only wish 4rm d BLENDING,STROKINGS & MOCKRIES 4rm ART students... And lead us not into ACCIDENT, but deliver us 4rm all ACID CONCETRATED BURNS...4 dis is our wish...and we pray through our MOLECULAR MASS NUMBER of our BRAINS...AMEN!
(19:22) Thu, 6 Oct 11
Kelvinabiye

Out of my way u bastard son of a thousand fathers by Obj
(21:08) Fri, 23 Sep 11
waleed_khan

haha s0me are v. funy
(09:30) Tue, 23 Aug 11
Solahudeen

There was a boy in my town is name gbajue. He told is father dat they tell them 2 bought geography textbook. He tell is father dat is uncle tell them 2 by geo-gra-phy. Geo is 1,500, gra is 2000, phy is 5000
(05:22) Sat, 20 Aug 11
P.girl

A friend of mine planted yam, tinking she would go havest rice bt unfortunately she saw beans on her farm......lol
(10:50) Sat, 23 Jul 11
PreciousEbuka

it pretty funny nd ok 2
(05:49) Tue, 19 Jul 11
Gladyskio

Its nt so funny bt its ok!
(09:19) Thu, 23 Jun 11
Ucherozzy

DareDevil has mad mai brain.. Am just laufin al seconds.
(23:31) Fri, 27 May 11
Ucherozzy

WheezyAde...u ar funi o! Why do u ask ur mum dat funi ??? Dnt u knw, It is wat u eat dat add up 2 ur body enlargment.
(23:24) Fri, 27 May 11
_cowboy_

3 tips to break a mirror:
1.Throw stone on mirror..
2.Take mirror and just drop it.
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.:i
1.Throw stone on mirror..
2.Take mirror and just drop it.
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.:i
(08:47) Sun, 22 May 11
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