~Funny Quotes~

krack:

ABHIRAJ: I wanted to thank you for turning my life into this heavenly dream, Good Evening sweetheart my love Trycera Paul 🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♀️

ABHIRAJ: In a sea of people, my eyes always search for you my sweetheart Trycera Paul my love,Good Morning sweetie ❤💚❤💚❤💚❤

DareDevil

Post here all your funny quotes. smiley

Note : No Free Posting Please !

(14:31) Mon, 7 Feb 11

tmab

the vast majority of this nation still continue to vastilitate the exhorbitant ethutiasm and irrational irritability....

(07:57) Tue, 3 Jan 12

Vintage_Mary23

Quote: DareDevil: Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

Why didn't I know this when I was still in school?!

(16:25) Fri, 30 Dec 11

yasmine

wel som wer funny

(19:56) Wed, 21 Dec 11

-SwEeThArT-

Quote: prince1011: Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again

u got to b kidding . . .

(15:51) Tue, 20 Dec 11

Manal

Q. What 3 things are common
between the sun and a
woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look
better while going down
and both disappear at night.

(04:29) Tue, 20 Dec 11

TemPEST

Wheather produces a very solid & hot rain,why the hurry to remove your dried cloths?

(22:28) Wed, 9 Nov 11

Feliezo4real

I went 2 a church one sunday nd at d end of d sermon, d prist asked us d new convert 2 SOW A SEED into our future,but instead of me bringing MONEY, i ran back home nd went 2 bring d head of d yam i had eaten d previous day...

(19:29) Thu, 6 Oct 11

Feliezo4real

CHEMISTRY AND D LORDS PRAYER! Oh God of chemistry,who art in ATOM,ELETRON,PROTON & NEURON...May thy FORMULEA & SUBJECT be know 2 ya humbled followers in LAB praticals & class rooms...help us these day 2 become CHEMISTRICIANS which is our only wish 4rm d BLENDING,STROKINGS & MOCKRIES 4rm ART students... And lead us not into ACCIDENT, but deliver us 4rm all ACID CONCETRATED BURNS...4 dis is our wish...and we pray through our MOLECULAR MASS NUMBER of our BRAINS...AMEN!

(19:22) Thu, 6 Oct 11

Kelvinabiye

Out of my way u bastard son of a thousand fathers by Obj

(21:08) Fri, 23 Sep 11

waleed_khan

haha s0me are v. funy

(09:30) Tue, 23 Aug 11

Solahudeen

There was a boy in my town is name gbajue. He told is father dat they tell them 2 bought geography textbook. He tell is father dat is uncle tell them 2 by geo-gra-phy. Geo is 1,500, gra is 2000, phy is 5000

(05:22) Sat, 20 Aug 11

P.girl