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(14:31) Mon, 7 Feb 11
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Whats the similarity between a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy? They both can smell it but cant eat it!
(17:22) Tue, 24 Jan 12
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THERE IS A MAN WHO HAS SO MANY THINGS IN LIVE BUT CANNOT DO ANYTHING.
(02:11) Fri, 20 Jan 12
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There's stupidity in love dat many stupidly fall in lust thinking it's luv but unknown 2 dem lust is stupid luv
(21:25) Wed, 18 Jan 12
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There's stupidity in love dat many stupidly fall in lust thhnking it's luv but unknown 2 dem lust is stupid luv
(21:25) Wed, 18 Jan 12
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(02:22) Sat, 14 Jan 12
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gud jokes mayank.smiley smiley
(02:21) Sat, 14 Jan 12
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Ek Baar Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Gumne Jate Hai.
Girl-Friend: Jaanu, Mujhe Icecreem Khani Hai
Boy-Friend Ne Icecreem Kharid Kar De Di.
Girl-Friend: Thank You, Jaanu You Are SoSweet
Boy-Friend: Sirf Thank You Se Kaam NahiChalega
Girl-Friend: Tum Kiss Karna Chahate Ho Na
Boy-Friend: Abe Saali Aadhi Icecream Idhar De, Jab Dekho Romance Ki Hi Padi Rehti Hai
(13:23) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself,"Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
(13:23) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
(13:22) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
(13:22) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli : Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!
(13:22) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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FULL FORM OF BOYS B- Badmashiyo me sb se Aage , O- ullo0 ki Tarah Raat me Jaage, Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaa k .. S- Shareef sirf apne k aage
(13:21) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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Quote: DareDevil: You may not like me, But jesus thinks i'm to die for smiley

i love dis onesmileyCUTE!
(09:20) Fri, 13 Jan 12
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the vast majority of this nation still continue to vastilitate the exhorbitant ethutiasm and irrational irritability....
(07:57) Tue, 3 Jan 12
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Quote: DareDevil: Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

Why didn't I know this when I was still in school?!
(16:25) Fri, 30 Dec 11