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DareDevil

Post here all your funny quotes.
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(14:31) Mon, 7 Feb 11
Joses

He that runs around looking for scissors to cut biscuit satchet is not hungry.
(05:44) Thu, 1 Sep 22
Adhira

Hahaha....
(19:50) Sun, 28 Aug 22
Magnus-bane

Iam :mamy when i die why will u be sad ? Mamy :i'll find noone wash dishes 4 me. Iam :whaaaat....

(11:50) Wed, 4 Aug 21
Corrupt

Hahahaha
(00:48) Sun, 13 Jun 21
Imran-Ali-Khan

Quote: Mayank: Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Comedy King Mayank 😅😂
(11:40) Thu, 11 Mar 21
Imran-Ali-Khan

Quote: Mayank: Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Bahut Zabardast Bhai 😆
(11:38) Thu, 11 Mar 21
Imran-Ali-Khan

Quote: Mayank: Ek Baar Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Gumne Jate Hai.
Girl-Friend: Jaanu, Mujhe Icecreem Khani Hai
Boy-Friend Ne Icecreem Kharid Kar De Di.
Girl-Friend: Thank You, Jaanu You Are SoSweet
Boy-Friend: Sirf Thank You Se Kaam NahiChalega
Girl-Friend: Tum Kiss Karna Chahate Ho Na
Boy-Friend: Abe Saali Aadhi Icecream Idhar De, Jab Dekho Romance Ki Hi Padi Rehti Hai
Ha Haa Ha Ha Haa Ha 👍
(11:36) Thu, 11 Mar 21
Imran-Ali-Khan

Very Funny

(11:34) Thu, 11 Mar 21
keltikfury

Wow,nyc joker
(19:01) Mon, 21 Dec 20
keltikfury

Ur really funny
(12:35) Sun, 4 Oct 20
keltikfury

Haha
(12:35) Sun, 4 Oct 20
Ishola124

hi? i am oluwatope i av funny quote it go like this(y travel to UK... y no they OK....y stal US...y useless sucess is all ABOVE.... y no go ABROND...which life u con they think
(09:04) Fri, 4 Sep 20
zugzwang

' life is like penis' woman makes it hard.'
(04:30) Fri, 19 Apr 19
viji24

universe like a circle that has no circumference and every point is a centre.
(09:50) Thu, 11 Apr 19
THE_SPEAR_KING


(13:18) Tue, 11 Oct 16
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