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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
Undiscover

Funny definatns !!
1) FASHION :
Lungi wid a zip.
2) LAZINESS :
Asking lift 4 a morning walk.
3) CRAZINESS :
Get blank paper xeroxed.
HONESTY :
Pregnent women buying 2 ticketz.
5) DEHYDRATION :
Cow giving milk powder.
6) OVERCONFIDENCE :
A 99 yrz old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card.
[undiscover]
1) FASHION :
Lungi wid a zip.
2) LAZINESS :
Asking lift 4 a morning walk.
3) CRAZINESS :
Get blank paper xeroxed.
HONESTY :
Pregnent women buying 2 ticketz.
5) DEHYDRATION :
Cow giving milk powder.
6) OVERCONFIDENCE :
A 99 yrz old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card.

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(18:35) Wed, 26 Jan 11
skillyjay

Wife:
Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment
Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment
(19:54) Mon, 24 Jan 11
Undiscover

nyc definatns !!!
(18:48) Sat, 22 Jan 11
__-mahata-__

Very good
(03:02) Fri, 21 Jan 11
Squirrel

Love is the uncorking of happiness and the bottling of common sense...
(15:32) Wed, 19 Jan 11
Amorian

Men u got me laughin in my hood
(13:57) Tue, 4 Jan 11
jean11

love:
Love is a feeling of weakness and and an atempt to remind us that we are careless creatures
Love is a feeling of weakness and and an atempt to remind us that we are careless creatures
(07:16) Mon, 20 Dec 10
Shy_angel

I luv dis!
(23:11) Sat, 18 Dec 10
3plekay

Hahahahaha

(16:16) Wed, 8 Dec 10
baloki

its absolutely crazy!
(04:00) Wed, 8 Dec 10
klassykitten

Great stuff
(07:52) Tue, 7 Dec 10
Layoola

Newton's modified law: every book continous to be in d state of rest or covered with dust until an internal or external exam appears
(09:28) Sun, 5 Dec 10
Soul.papa



(11:19) Mon, 29 Nov 10
Yungboss

Cul man
(22:23) Mon, 22 Nov 10
A-plus

Amazin.gud one!
(15:46) Wed, 10 Nov 10
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