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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
Shanna
Quote: Rapho1: Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
haha. . .wicked. .
(20:00) Mon, 13 Feb 12
Bettle
Thats a Cracker!
(21:44) Sat, 11 Feb 12
Shanna
SCHOOL
a place where dad pays wyl child plays
a place where dad pays wyl child plays
(12:24) Mon, 6 Feb 12
Gustydude
This is nice
(09:02) Sat, 4 Feb 12
Ahsan_khan
Marriage:marriage is a lotery in which husbnd alwayz losez
(10:38) Wed, 18 Jan 12
yasmine
nice...lol
(00:49) Thu, 22 Dec 11
milly
Dude.....u've made my day!
(10:00) Tue, 15 Nov 11
Rapho1
Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
(07:36) Tue, 15 Nov 11
TemPEST
Hmm what cn i say,the mood of it is okay than better
(22:21) Wed, 9 Nov 11
PinkCandyFloss
SONG.....poem with rythm
(01:26) Tue, 1 Nov 11
captswit
Can only say goot creativeness otherwise i hv got no defination in ma mind
(07:40) Sun, 28 Aug 11
Dark_Boy
Wife-without information fight everytime
(10:18) Mon, 8 Aug 11
P.girl
HEART BREAKER . -is a person who helps u 2 distribute ur heart 2 so many
(11:10) Sat, 23 Jul 11
priceless
Nice definitions. . . . . . 
(15:35) Thu, 19 May 11
Shush14
hahahahA
(04:45) Thu, 14 Apr 11
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