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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
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Quote: Rapho1: Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

haha. . .wicked. .
(20:00) Mon, 13 Feb 12
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Thats a Cracker!
(21:44) Sat, 11 Feb 12
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SCHOOL
a place where dad pays wyl child plays
(12:24) Mon, 6 Feb 12
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This is nice
(09:02) Sat, 4 Feb 12
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Marriage:marriage is a lotery in which husbnd alwayz losezsmiley
(10:38) Wed, 18 Jan 12
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nice...lol
(00:49) Thu, 22 Dec 11
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Dude.....u've made my day!
(10:00) Tue, 15 Nov 11
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Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
(07:36) Tue, 15 Nov 11
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Hmm what cn i say,the mood of it is okay than better
(22:21) Wed, 9 Nov 11
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SONG.....poem with rythm
(01:26) Tue, 1 Nov 11
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Can only say goot creativeness otherwise i hv got no defination in ma mind
(07:40) Sun, 28 Aug 11
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Wife-without information fight everytime
(10:18) Mon, 8 Aug 11
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HEART BREAKER . -is a person who helps u 2 distribute ur heart 2 so many
(11:10) Sat, 23 Jul 11
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Nice definitions. . . . . . smiley
(15:35) Thu, 19 May 11
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hahahahA
(04:45) Thu, 14 Apr 11