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ava
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
Those were sum nice Definitions, I LIKE! I LIKE! I LIKE!
(21:21) Mon, 23 Mar 09
ava
i d0esnt have dEfiniti0ns lyk dat. .
(13:39) Fri, 13 Mar 09
ava
divorce... The screwing you get for the screwing you had... -goodpost2- lol... Funny stuff apple...
(10:03) Thu, 12 Mar 09
ava
i don't know what to say.
(00:40) Thu, 12 Mar 09
ava
A political candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
(22:47) Wed, 11 Mar 09
ava
Hilarious! -locomotive-
(22:46) Wed, 11 Mar 09
ava
oh my god !! u Rock !
(15:29) Wed, 11 Mar 09
ava
Lolz cool
(05:47) Mon, 9 Mar 09
ava
smiley
(00:08) Fri, 6 Mar 09
ava
-moods- keep it up*giggles*
(10:09) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
nice to read lol
(06:49) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
*rofl* you crack me up!
(06:40) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here smiley enjoy folks !!!
(06:40) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
(06:38) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
(06:37) Thu, 5 Mar 09