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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
Crownstar
i really enjoyed my stay here, it's nice meeting this topic
(17:38) Fri, 25 Oct 13
The_Torpid
Killer Definitions.....Roll on... 
(11:46) Thu, 19 Sep 13
_ShAnE_StArK_
nice...buddy keep it up..
(11:41) Thu, 19 Sep 13
Crownstar
*MINUTE*to know how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing
(11:34) Thu, 19 Sep 13
Trax
one..... 
(05:47) Wed, 5 Jun 13
The_Torpid
Very Interesting!! 
(02:32) Wed, 5 Jun 13
The_Torpid
Nice one keep it up.Interesting Topic
(15:05) Thu, 4 Oct 12
AbhiReddy
Nice to read good collection frnd
(14:02) Tue, 24 Jul 12
Lil wayne
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the
other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you.
A guy no different from the
other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you.
(18:45) Tue, 19 Jun 12
Lil wayne
Love
someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate
someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding
a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue
something or someone that easily a comesby.
someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate
someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding
a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue
something or someone that easily a comesby.
(18:22) Tue, 19 Jun 12
Joyce
MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed
(16:02) Fri, 27 Apr 12
Hylwahty
Nycstaff...creativity
(18:16) Sun, 8 Apr 12
Trax
good definations u all write,i like it.
(09:08) Sun, 25 Mar 12
J_Dz
Dis kul, lOLzIc
(22:15) Wed, 21 Mar 12
KingFISHER
Big boss
he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.
he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.
(02:41) Tue, 13 Mar 12
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