ava Jane12: whats wrong with two of u why u insulting your self this place is not 4 those things
ava igo: daisy can u plz accept my request
ava Daisy55: Krack you mean all here are owlz, is this the way you greet all the people, it's not nice, it's just like insulting other
ava
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
I like cigaret
(05:18) Wed, 19 Aug 09
ava
smiley
(21:59) Thu, 13 Aug 09
ava
I like the cigrates joke best
(12:23) Thu, 6 Aug 09
ava
you crack me up!
(05:39) Tue, 4 Aug 09
ava
The definitions between a girlfriend,a call girl amd a wife are these:postpaid,prepaid and unlimited.
(04:08) Tue, 4 Aug 09
ava
FRUITS & VEGETABLES
- a pers0n eat this when he/she g0ts a high bl0od pressure or diabetes! lol
(22:44) Sun, 2 Aug 09
ava
Computer Monitor...........is a TV box that can show as many channels u want!
(09:13) Tue, 21 Jul 09
ava
Coolsmiley...
(18:30) Thu, 16 Jul 09
ava
nice
(03:25) Wed, 15 Jul 09
ava
KISS
In Eco Demand is more than Supply
In Maths Shortest distance between 2 lips
(15:47) Wed, 8 Jul 09
ava
good definitions there
(06:22) Fri, 3 Jul 09
ava
Chelax-relax and chill mixed together.
(00:39) Sun, 28 Jun 09
ava
Bitch-a four feet female dog that has already given birth
(20:40) Sat, 27 Jun 09
ava
Popycock-soft dung release by goats and cows
(14:22) Sat, 27 Jun 09
ava
Every body know a, b ,c ,d. But nt this tyep.

A-Aristocrat
B-Bagpiper
C-Contessa
D-Director special
E-Eight Pm
F-Fun drop
G-Green label
H-Haywards
I-Imperial blue
J-Joney walker
K-King fisher
L-Lime drop
M-Mughal monarch
N- Nicolase No 1
O-Old monk
P-Peter scot
R-Royal stag
S-Signature
T-Thunder bold
U-Uni boul
V-Vat 69
W-White mischief
X-XXX rum
Y-Yankey
Z-Zingaro!!
(01:50) Mon, 1 Jun 09