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bad-apple
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
miki_vhente
jokes are half meant
(07:50) Wed, 14 Oct 09
Holumiedey
Those definations are off the hook.
(02:30) Wed, 14 Oct 09
Un1qu3h3arT
loL JokEr
(02:55) Tue, 13 Oct 09
landz
nice
(02:57) Mon, 12 Oct 09
sujluv
thoze wer gud..!
(01:16) Fri, 9 Oct 09
Fizzy001
Them suppose write ur name inside Dictionary.u try,well done.
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(05:55) Tue, 6 Oct 09
KiNg_SouL
Teach us more.
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(18:52) Mon, 5 Oct 09
Whisper2bay
cool...
(10:30) Thu, 24 Sep 09
maybel
Banker: one who lends U an umbrella and wants it back when it rains!
(17:51) Sat, 19 Sep 09
tatianna_2
loooooooool 
(22:45) Sun, 13 Sep 09
Shalu
Now dats Gud.
(12:45) Sat, 12 Sep 09
N3IGHTOR
AMNESIA:
a sickness that has an ability to make a women who has gone thru labor have sex again
a sickness that has an ability to make a women who has gone thru labor have sex again
(19:03) Mon, 7 Sep 09
N3IGHTOR
LMFAO Lol damn you guys are crazy 
(18:47) Mon, 7 Sep 09
whispaz
where do you get all these from. its so funny, i love it,
(11:49) Tue, 1 Sep 09
Lefty
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
(21:17) Fri, 28 Aug 09
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