ava ABHIRAJ: How beautiful is a morning spent with you my sweetheart,Let’s make the most of it.Good morning have a beautiful day my love Trycera Paul 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
ava Davisville: Evenings are
always so special and beautiful
that I love it. Have a good
evening my friend, Jenneth
ava ABHIRAJ: Evenings are always so special and beautiful that I love it. Have a good evening my sweetheart Trycera πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ava
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
WEEK:WOMEN'S EDUCATION ENDS IN THE KITCHEN

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(17:22) Tue, 15 Dec 09
ava
Mother is typified to a soil in which you plant your seed for mind month
(14:43) Tue, 15 Dec 09
ava
What abt heart breaker
(21:37) Thu, 10 Dec 09
ava
HUS BAND is an instumant smiley wich is ply by there wifes any time any where -hehe2-
(16:10) Thu, 10 Dec 09
ava
ALGEBRA:
A weapon of maths distruction
(23:40) Wed, 9 Dec 09
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TEACHER:
A person who makes noice when the students are quiet
(09:34) Mon, 7 Dec 09
ava
Love :-
any feeling that has weight and occupies heart
(17:29) Sun, 6 Dec 09
ava
big gaming zone
(17:11) Mon, 23 Nov 09
ava
SCHOOL
A place where child plays and father pays.
(12:25) Mon, 23 Nov 09
ava
PASTOR
someone who preaches and tell people what he had not seen or witnessed

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(21:09) Thu, 19 Nov 09
ava
IBADAN
A large city filled with uncivilized people

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(21:05) Thu, 19 Nov 09
ava
Sex
A press-up exercise done in the closest of a room

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(21:02) Thu, 19 Nov 09
ava
Balance diet
A food which you eat,balance then die

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(20:59) Thu, 19 Nov 09
ava
LOVE
A slogan used by boys to lure girls to bed

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(20:56) Thu, 19 Nov 09
ava
BMW be my wife
(06:14) Thu, 19 Nov 09