ava ABHIRAJ: How beautiful is a morning spent with you my sweetheart,Let’s make the most of it.Good morning have a beautiful day my love Trycera Paul 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
ava Davisville: Evenings are
always so special and beautiful
that I love it. Have a good
evening my friend, Jenneth
ava ABHIRAJ: Evenings are always so special and beautiful that I love it. Have a good evening my sweetheart Trycera πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ava
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
Quote: bad-apple: If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here smiley enjoy folks !!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . . smiley smiley smiley smiley
(06:47) Thu, 31 Dec 09
ava
Quote: aloysis: I like cigaret
means u r a fool according to bad apple's definition
(06:42) Thu, 31 Dec 09
ava
Quote: Lafaya: Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. smiley
smiley smiley
(06:34) Thu, 31 Dec 09
ava
Invaluable:
not valuable
marriage:
glorified prison.
(22:10) Tue, 29 Dec 09
ava
KISSING:
commercial activity involving the transaction of much saliva.
(22:00) Tue, 29 Dec 09
ava
U almost killed me
(22:17) Sun, 27 Dec 09
ava
Good keep it on
(19:32) Sat, 26 Dec 09
ava
My ribs r already broken
(22:27) Sun, 20 Dec 09
ava
Very funy.
(15:50) Sun, 20 Dec 09
ava
Oh God
(06:18) Sun, 20 Dec 09
ava
U so funny
(06:16) Sun, 20 Dec 09
ava
Tall and sick
(20:26) Sat, 19 Dec 09
ava
GLIBIDO:All talk n no actiom LOVE:A temporary insanity curable by marriage JUNK:Is sumtin u've kept 4 yrs nd throw away three weeks be4 u nid it. BACTERIA:Back door 2 a cafeteria
(06:47) Sat, 19 Dec 09
ava
Gun - a little thing men used in threatening eachother
(21:29) Wed, 16 Dec 09
ava
Why didn't it start in the kitchen. Amos
(21:27) Wed, 16 Dec 09