ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
ava
philosophy, an unnecessary mind.
(10:46) Sun, 31 Jan 10
ava
KEMISTRY unrealistic truth about nature
(13:26) Thu, 28 Jan 10
ava
its vry long smiley
(13:08) Thu, 28 Jan 10
ava
great job keep it up I still need more
(06:54) Sun, 24 Jan 10
ava
smiley realy funny
(00:22) Wed, 20 Jan 10
ava
Pls if d are more i want 2 read,coz am allways enjoyin myself when readin it.
(22:03) Sun, 17 Jan 10
ava
I'm still searching for a definition of ma own
(14:44) Sun, 17 Jan 10
ava
Excellent,i luv ur definatns.

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(07:58) Sat, 16 Jan 10
ava
U people are 3 gbaski i give it 2 u u are really trying
(11:43) Thu, 7 Jan 10
ava
fan:three lovely brothers

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(10:18) Thu, 7 Jan 10
ava
I am just enjoying myself
(22:32) Wed, 6 Jan 10
ava
SEX: A place where banana and tomatoe meet and join
(17:41) Tue, 5 Jan 10
ava
NIGER DELTA:The home of yar adua and goodluck.
(17:32) Tue, 5 Jan 10
ava
-gapp-ur'e so funny..
(09:10) Thu, 31 Dec 09
ava
Quote: bad-apple: DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
hahahahaha smiley -hehd- smiley
(06:49) Thu, 31 Dec 09