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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
W-CUBE
BANK:
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.
BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.
BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
(08:54) Thu, 18 Feb 10
W-CUBE
ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
(08:50) Thu, 18 Feb 10
W-CUBE
ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
(08:41) Thu, 18 Feb 10
W-CUBE
BACHELOR:- Free 2 fuck around
(11:36) Mon, 15 Feb 10
W-CUBE
Crossbreed of a BULLDOG&a SHITZU=
BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT.
(11:29) Mon, 15 Feb 10
MisIndependent
school
A place where parents pay while children play.
A place where parents pay while children play.
(08:12) Tue, 9 Feb 10
MisIndependent
FOOLQuote: Bright24: Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
A man who knows not and knows not dat he knows not.
(07:56) Sat, 6 Feb 10
Bright24
Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
(23:29) Fri, 5 Feb 10
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
fan
Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
Three brothers abov yur head trying to catch-up wit each other, 1 sapiens unda enjoying their velocity.
(10:16) Thu, 4 Feb 10
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard
CALL DA FIRE SERVICE!!
(10:13) Thu, 4 Feb 10
Meltdown
DIPLOMAT... Say yes bt actually means perhaps, Says perhaps bt actually means no, says no bt actually means NO!
(05:53) Thu, 4 Feb 10
Meltdown
Cant stop laughing!
(05:40) Thu, 4 Feb 10
ASHISH2
gud definitions
(10:39) Wed, 3 Feb 10
kendan
AGREGATION: Mean n i quote tryng 2 compare 2tins 2 knw maybe dey r equal.
(05:51) Wed, 3 Feb 10
Chinoso
Your brain is on fire!
(14:33) Tue, 2 Feb 10
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