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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
A.terry
That was nice by u guys
(07:59) Thu, 29 Apr 10
Jainyjake
U tried bt did nothin 
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(19:17) Sun, 25 Apr 10
Jamotech
It make me laugh.
(19:25) Thu, 22 Apr 10
Sufi147
A friend is need and a friend in deed
(15:20) Fri, 9 Apr 10
Barbiecute
i dnt hve
(08:37) Wed, 7 Apr 10
Flowzz
Tight!
(07:26) Wed, 31 Mar 10
Skyrunna
9ice defination
(08:20) Sat, 27 Mar 10
Nugroho_Aldiantoro
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
A: None, they are the light bulb.
(20:25) Fri, 26 Mar 10
Nugroho_Aldiantoro
Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
A: M.T. Ness
A: M.T. Ness
(20:24) Fri, 26 Mar 10
Docky
Love A phenomenon that no one sees but tend 2 kil themselves over it not knowing it doesn't exist
(14:39) Fri, 26 Mar 10
SOTY_BLAST
Dats gud
(18:48) Tue, 23 Mar 10
SOTY_BLAST
Dats no comedy
(18:43) Tue, 23 Mar 10
hellboy
great. . 
(13:46) Sat, 20 Mar 10
virus96
Nice one
(13:29) Sat, 20 Mar 10
McMoriah
These are just wonderful meanings
(20:13) Thu, 18 Mar 10
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