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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
A.terry

That was nice by u guys
(07:59) Thu, 29 Apr 10
Jainyjake

U tried bt did nothin
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(19:17) Sun, 25 Apr 10
Jamotech

It make me laugh.
(19:25) Thu, 22 Apr 10
Sufi147

A friend is need and a friend in deed
(15:20) Fri, 9 Apr 10
Barbiecute


(08:37) Wed, 7 Apr 10
Flowzz

Tight!
(07:26) Wed, 31 Mar 10
Skyrunna

9ice defination
(08:20) Sat, 27 Mar 10
Nugroho_Aldiantoro

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
A: None, they are the light bulb.
(20:25) Fri, 26 Mar 10
Nugroho_Aldiantoro

Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
A: M.T. Ness
A: M.T. Ness
(20:24) Fri, 26 Mar 10
Docky

Love A phenomenon that no one sees but tend 2 kil themselves over it not knowing it doesn't exist
(14:39) Fri, 26 Mar 10
SOTY_BLAST

Dats gud
(18:48) Tue, 23 Mar 10
SOTY_BLAST

Dats no comedy
(18:43) Tue, 23 Mar 10
hellboy

great. .

(13:46) Sat, 20 Mar 10
virus96

Nice one

(13:29) Sat, 20 Mar 10
McMoriah

These are just wonderful meanings
(20:13) Thu, 18 Mar 10
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