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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
(06:36) Thu, 5 Mar 09
Bumpex

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(01:23) Sun, 13 Jan 19
Bumpex

Iñteresting.what about you.
(17:54) Fri, 4 May 18
Bumpex

Someons replyes are so hmN a t u r a l l y
(02:27) Fri, 14 Oct 16
THE_SPEAR_KING

Smaty - defination plz

(14:17) Tue, 11 Oct 16
NAGIBU

de-mino massive
(14:59) Fri, 17 Jun 16
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(15:38) Sun, 20 Mar 16
D.cole

Wow!so wonderful
(15:31) Wed, 9 Dec 15
Georginia

I love the defination of divorce future tense of marriage
nice defination

(10:29) Sat, 12 Sep 15
Georginia

Superb defination

(12:39) Fri, 4 Sep 15
BluFallon



(12:58) Mon, 24 Aug 15
0_o

Quote: bad-apple: DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
Lets rhyme, DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
(15:27) Mon, 17 Nov 14
_ShAnE_StArK_

superb......

(09:28) Sun, 29 Jun 14
Na1m

If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees...
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Then Guess What???
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Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey.....
the monkey will gave her money on the tree ..
Strange But True....
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Then Guess What???
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Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey.....

the monkey will gave her money on the tree ..
Strange But True....

(01:33) Thu, 5 Jun 14
S-ALI.RAZA


(03:46) Sun, 26 Jan 14
S-ALI.RAZA


(00:35) Sun, 29 Dec 13
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