ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!
(20:10) Wed, 27 Nov 13
ava
wow very funnnny hindi joke
(16:17) Thu, 21 Nov 13
ava
wow lol lol
(16:16) Thu, 21 Nov 13
ava
That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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(20:47) Mon, 11 Nov 13
ava
Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
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Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai.
smiley
(05:35) Mon, 4 Nov 13
ava
Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi
sakte.?
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Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz.
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Husband - Tera muh ... smiley
(06:02) Sat, 2 Nov 13
ava
smiley .
(10:40) Fri, 25 Oct 13
ava
very good kakuji smiley
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(15:20) Thu, 24 Oct 13
ava
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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: Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will
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Meaaaoooon....
(14:54) Thu, 24 Oct 13
ava
pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.
(15:07) Tue, 22 Oct 13
ava
chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.
(14:59) Tue, 22 Oct 13
ava
Santa was slapped by a lady
in the lift......
bcoz
he misunderstood her request,
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when she said... "EK Dabaana"!!
(03:00) Tue, 22 Oct 13
ava
Girl: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe
Ga,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loongi...
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Boy: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kutti Ho...
(10:12) Mon, 21 Oct 13
ava
Ek Ladki Ne Apne Aashiq Se Kaha:
Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche,
Tu milega muje har gali,har darwaze ke peeche….
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Par tu to ab ek bewafa nikla,
Ek tu hi nahi tha mere janaze ke peeche…..!
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Tab Us Aashiq Ne Ladki Se Kaha:
Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche,
Main milunga tujse har gali, har darwaze ke peeche….
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Par tumne hi mud ke nahi dekha,
Ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke peeche..!
(22:03) Sun, 20 Oct 13
ava
365 nights of an Indian woman
60 nights menstrual cycle
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare??
(15:04) Sun, 20 Oct 13