ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Teacher To Alok Nath : -
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Wo Kya Hai Jo COW K Paas Chaar
Aur Mere pas Do Hai ??
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Alok Nath :- " MADAM LEGS,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhare
PANT Me Hai Aur Mere PATICOAT
Me Nahi..
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Alok Nath :- " POCKET
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Din Me Lene
K Bajay RAAT Ko BISTAR Par Lete
Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " NEEND
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo LADKI 1st
Time Karwane Par Jor Se Chillati Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " KAAN Me CHHED,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske AAdha
Jane Par DARD Hota Hai Par Pura
Jane Par Accha Lagta Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " HATHO Me KANGAN
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske Paas Ho
to HAATH Me Pakad Kar Hilata Hai,
Aur
Jiske Paas Na Ho To UNGLI Daal K
Hilata Hai,
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Alok Nath :- "TOOTH BRUSH"
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Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar....
(05:27) Tue, 7 Jan 14
ava
Engineering is not just a degree,
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It teaches you
how to live life like a WARRIOR....
(19:31) Mon, 6 Jan 14
ava
Fastest marriage proposal
agreement:-
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Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai? ?
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Girl -
Nahi par... 'BANANA Khana' ata hai... .
And they get married...
(18:57) Mon, 6 Jan 14
ava
People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
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"Baby kya khaya..."
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meanwhile single's are still Busy in
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"saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!
(21:02) Sun, 5 Jan 14
ava
PJ ka baap...
A potato was interrogated by police...
After three hours of torture he broke down and said-
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Main batata hoon...
Main batata hoon!
And the saaga continues..
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A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
After several hours he too broke down & said-
Ho mich kela....
Ho mich kelaaa!!
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One more similar story-
Wheat was arrested under Section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
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He too confessed-
Haan saab main gay hu....
Haan saab main gay hu!!!
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Do you know about the peacock who got arrested???
It died during police interrogation.
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Now he is no MOR....
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Bandar yeh sab sun kar itna disturb ho gaya..
He went to the Himalayas for monkey shanti.!!
(15:03) Sat, 4 Jan 14
ava
Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He..
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3G
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4G
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5G
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Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai...
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Babita G.
(14:59) Sat, 4 Jan 14
ava
'Happy New Year' - I commented on her facebook status
She - Same to you.
then I edited my comment to 'I LOVE YOU'
*Happiest moment in 2014 for me*
(20:29) Fri, 3 Jan 14
ava
Boy:
.Breakfast me kya liya?
girl:
Sandwich
Boy:
..Jhoot.. Mooli ke parathe khaye hain na?
Girl:
How do u know?
Boy:
LIPS can lie....
but HIPS don't lie.:-
samajhe to thokooooo......
(18:54) Wed, 1 Jan 14
ava
Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
the?
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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar
mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha..!!
(18:53) Wed, 1 Jan 14
ava
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

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(11:13) Tue, 31 Dec 13
ava
Biscuit wale ka love letter:
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Dear Marie,
today is good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart,
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Now i am in 50-50 Position,
Piz don't play hide & seek,
Tumhara Tiger.. smiley
(11:11) Tue, 31 Dec 13
ava
Nyc one
(06:15) Sun, 29 Dec 13
ava
Welcome to The Planet Earth
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1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is
costly.
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2) Where loosing a PHONE is more
painful than loosing your
VIRGINITY.
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3) Where if don't CHEAT on
partner,you're not SHARP and
SMART.
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4) Where BATHROOMS have
become a Photo STUDIO.
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5) Where getting a Galaxy phone
is greater than achieving a Bsc.
DEGREE.
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6) Where Facebook boys have
brighter future than GRADUATES..
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7) Where temples are turned into
dating point Where worshiping
God is difficult
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9) Where is better to lose our
families only to please the devil
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10) Where lies are turned into
reality
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11) Where now a days girls fear
for pregnancy more than HIV
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12) Where pizza delivery z faster
than an emergency response
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13) Where people fear of thieves
and robbers than fear God the
Savior....
(01:13) Sun, 29 Dec 13
ava
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
(13:14) Thu, 26 Dec 13
ava
Papa:" Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi tum.. ??
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BETI:" PAPA BBA karungi..
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PAPA:" What is "BBA" ??
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BETI:" Boyfriend ki Bike par Aish..
(18:56) Wed, 25 Dec 13