ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
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ava
Lips -Start of sex.
Nipples -Bite of Sex.
Boobs ..-Shape of sex.
Penis ..-Length .. of sex.
Pusy ..-Depth of sex.
Ass -Back door .. entry of sex.
Nudity-Invitation of sex.
F%*k-Xperience of sex.
Suck-Taste of sex.
Masturbation -Substitute of sex.
Condom- Safety of sex.
Sperm - Cream of sex.
Ejaculation ..- End of sex.
Prostitute - Machine of sex.
Marriage ..- License .. of sex.
Periods- Having Rest from sex.
Pregnancy- Proof of sex.
Child ..- Result of Sex.
HAVE A SEXY Winter
(10:43) Fri, 17 Jan 14
ava
That awkward moment,
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When you see,
9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single.. smiley
(18:40) Wed, 15 Jan 14
ava
" Take a plate and throw it on the
ground.
-Okay, done.
Did It Break?
-Yes
Now say sorry to it.
-Sorry.
Did it go back to the way it was
before?
-No.
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Do you understand the
Silent Message by my this post .. Stop hurting !
(19:29) Sun, 12 Jan 14
ava
Great yaar.
(18:30) Sun, 12 Jan 14
ava
Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
Who Comes From Other Country
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...
(12:05) Sun, 12 Jan 14
ava
Mild Non-Veg:
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...
(13:49) Sat, 11 Jan 14
ava
Aaj dosti se bharosa uth gya mera..
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Aaj apne hi dost ne class me kh diya..
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Padhne de yarrrrr...
(10:43) Sat, 11 Jan 14
ava
Strange But True Fact...
"Whenever I Give
A lot Of Importance To Someone
In
My Life..,
I Lost My Importance In Their
Life..!!!
(10:40) Sat, 11 Jan 14
ava
If Yesterday's Jeans
Still Have The Belt In Them.,,
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They Instantly Become Today's Jeans...
(09:27) Thu, 9 Jan 14
ava
Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha-
padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..
( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...!
(19:14) Wed, 8 Jan 14
ava
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!
(09:15) Wed, 8 Jan 14
ava
Uday Chopra is dating Nargis Fakhri.
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Moral : There is a girl made for everyone,
except jobless Engineers.
(20:34) Tue, 7 Jan 14
ava
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska color and No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekin chalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khule the,ye pakka yad hai..!
(20:34) Tue, 7 Jan 14
ava
Example of self insult :-
Girl (in angry mood) :-
tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai kya ??
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Boy (nazre jhuka ke) :- nahi
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Girl :- neeche kya dekh rahe ho .. upar meri taraf dekho
(14:22) Tue, 7 Jan 14
ava
Alok Nath ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya.
Now that exam is called IIT JEE


Q. What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad?
A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.


Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.


Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.
(10:08) Tue, 7 Jan 14