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Kakaji
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji
Lips -Start of sex.
Nipples -Bite of Sex.
Boobs ..-Shape of sex.
Penis ..-Length .. of sex.
Pusy ..-Depth of sex.
Ass -Back door .. entry of sex.
Nudity-Invitation of sex.
F%*k-Xperience of sex.
Suck-Taste of sex.
Masturbation -Substitute of sex.
Condom- Safety of sex.
Sperm - Cream of sex.
Ejaculation ..- End of sex.
Prostitute - Machine of sex.
Marriage ..- License .. of sex.
Periods- Having Rest from sex.
Pregnancy- Proof of sex.
Child ..- Result of Sex.
HAVE A SEXY Winter
Nipples -Bite of Sex.
Boobs ..-Shape of sex.
Penis ..-Length .. of sex.
Pusy ..-Depth of sex.
Ass -Back door .. entry of sex.
Nudity-Invitation of sex.
F%*k-Xperience of sex.
Suck-Taste of sex.
Masturbation -Substitute of sex.
Condom- Safety of sex.
Sperm - Cream of sex.
Ejaculation ..- End of sex.
Prostitute - Machine of sex.
Marriage ..- License .. of sex.
Periods- Having Rest from sex.
Pregnancy- Proof of sex.
Child ..- Result of Sex.
HAVE A SEXY Winter
(10:43) Fri, 17 Jan 14
Kakaji
That awkward moment,
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When you see,
9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single..
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When you see,
9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single..
(18:40) Wed, 15 Jan 14
Kakaji
" Take a plate and throw it on the
ground.
-Okay, done.
Did It Break?
-Yes
Now say sorry to it.
-Sorry.
Did it go back to the way it was
before?
-No.
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Do you understand the
Silent Message by my this post .. Stop hurting !
ground.
-Okay, done.
Did It Break?
-Yes
Now say sorry to it.
-Sorry.
Did it go back to the way it was
before?
-No.
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Do you understand the
Silent Message by my this post .. Stop hurting !
(19:29) Sun, 12 Jan 14
RiC_L
Great yaar.
(18:30) Sun, 12 Jan 14
Kakaji
Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
Who Comes From Other Country
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
Who Comes From Other Country
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...
(12:05) Sun, 12 Jan 14
Kakaji
Mild Non-Veg:
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...
(13:49) Sat, 11 Jan 14
Kakaji
Aaj dosti se bharosa uth gya mera..
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Aaj apne hi dost ne class me kh diya..
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Padhne de yarrrrr...
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Aaj apne hi dost ne class me kh diya..
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Padhne de yarrrrr...
(10:43) Sat, 11 Jan 14
Kakaji
Strange But True Fact...
"Whenever I Give
A lot Of Importance To Someone
In
My Life..,
I Lost My Importance In Their
Life..!!!
"Whenever I Give
A lot Of Importance To Someone
In
My Life..,
I Lost My Importance In Their
Life..!!!
(10:40) Sat, 11 Jan 14
Kakaji
If Yesterday's Jeans
Still Have The Belt In Them.,,
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They Instantly Become Today's Jeans...
Still Have The Belt In Them.,,
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They Instantly Become Today's Jeans...
(09:27) Thu, 9 Jan 14
Kakaji
Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha-
padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..
( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...!
Sardar k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha-
padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..
( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...!
(19:14) Wed, 8 Jan 14
Kakaji
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!
(09:15) Wed, 8 Jan 14
Kakaji
Uday Chopra is dating Nargis Fakhri.
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Moral : There is a girl made for everyone,
except jobless Engineers.
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Moral : There is a girl made for everyone,
except jobless Engineers.
(20:34) Tue, 7 Jan 14
Kakaji
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska color and No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekin chalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khule the,ye pakka yad hai..!
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekin chalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khule the,ye pakka yad hai..!
(20:34) Tue, 7 Jan 14
Kakaji
Example of self insult :-
Girl (in angry mood) :-
tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai kya ??
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Boy (nazre jhuka ke) :- nahi
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Girl :- neeche kya dekh rahe ho .. upar meri taraf dekho
Girl (in angry mood) :-
tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai kya ??
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Boy (nazre jhuka ke) :- nahi
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Girl :- neeche kya dekh rahe ho .. upar meri taraf dekho
(14:22) Tue, 7 Jan 14
Kakaji
Alok Nath ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya.
Now that exam is called IIT JEE
Q. What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad?
A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.
Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.
Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.
Now that exam is called IIT JEE
Q. What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad?
A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.
Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.
Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.
(10:08) Tue, 7 Jan 14
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