ava Jane12: whats wrong with two of u why u insulting your self this place is not 4 those things
ava igo: daisy can u plz accept my request
ava Daisy55: Krack you mean all here are owlz, is this the way you greet all the people, it's not nice, it's just like insulting other
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Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Mild Non-Veg:
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...

My personal "Noble prize to this 1: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. smiley
(16:58) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
Who Comes From Other Country
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...

Holi too
(16:55) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: That awkward moment,
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When you see,
9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single.. smiley

Nah.. Proud to be single..
Think about the money & Time you saved by not having a gf , Calculate it & buy a honda city today smiley
(16:53) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to
45 bar pakde jaoge.
why...
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bcoz sin 90 = cot 45...!!

Epic!!!
(16:46) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!

It is a good joke! smiley
(16:44) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: "Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
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Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.
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Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
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Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai." Lolz

latest smiley
(16:43) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

Ye wala kai bar suna hai lekin jab bhi padta ya sunta hu hamesa hasi ati hi hai smiley
(16:41) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."

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(16:37) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!
(09:43) Mon, 27 Jan 14
ava
"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
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Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.
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Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
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Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai." Lolz
(09:42) Mon, 27 Jan 14
ava
MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!
(15:52) Sat, 25 Jan 14
ava
Kya January.. Kya February..
Hum
Kya kare November Ko,
December Ko ?!
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Jab Gf Hi Nai Humari To..
Aag Lage
Is Calendar Ko.. smiley
(00:25) Sat, 25 Jan 14
ava
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to
45 bar pakde jaoge.
why...
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bcoz sin 90 = cot 45...!!
(19:42) Tue, 21 Jan 14
ava
Sada joke
(16:27) Fri, 17 Jan 14
ava
Best Slogans.....
1. Sign on a railway station at Patna:
(Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye
to khaana free).
2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor
in Mumbai:
(Don't whistle at the girl going out
from here. She may be your
grandmother).
3. Sign on a bulletin board:
(Success is relative,More the
success, more the relatives).
4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Mumbai:
(We need your heads to run our
business).
5. A traffic slogan:
(Don't let your kids drive if they are
not old enough or else they never
will be old).
6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED
FORCES:
(Its God's responsibility to forgive
the terrorist organizations. It's our
responsibility to arrange the
meeting between them & God .
(14:03) Fri, 17 Jan 14