ava Jane12: whats wrong with two of u why u insulting your self this place is not 4 those things
ava igo: daisy can u plz accept my request
ava Daisy55: Krack you mean all here are owlz, is this the way you greet all the people, it's not nice, it's just like insulting other
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake, you MUST start over or it won't work.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top . .
smiley
(02:26) Tue, 18 Feb 14
ava
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ko
(03:21) Thu, 13 Feb 14
ava
Nice jokes smiley kakaji
(09:47) Sun, 9 Feb 14
ava
Congress Congress , Yes People ! Doing Corruption?, No People ! Telling lies?, No People ! Open Your Swiss Account, Ha! Ha! Ha!
Quote: Rebellion: Bahut maza aya topic pad kar, Ab chain se so paunga smiley
(12:27) Wed, 5 Feb 14
ava
Bahut maza aya topic pad kar, Ab chain se so paunga smiley
(18:14) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee
RahaTha ........
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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1
Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette
Pee Raha Tha...
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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa
H
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!

ye pad k apne ek dost ki yad agayi smiley
(17:55) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: pOGO Joke
Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
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Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
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Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
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She- Ceilling Fan !

Deeply intelligent joke smiley
(17:52) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Maine Aaj tak ,
jitni bhi ladkiyo ko
Propose kiya hai
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kisi
ne 'naa' nahi kaha
..
sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai
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"HA HA HA"

smiley
(17:50) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha-
Purana Mobile Do Aur New
Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad
K Bary
Mein Pucha...
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha-
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja
kar Naya Mobile Le. smiley

ha ha ha
(17:45) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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Sahi bola bidu smiley
(17:40) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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"Always Wrong Persons Teach
The Right Lessons Of Life.!

Thought provoking truth
(17:37) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: That Amazing Moment
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When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand..
But,
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The Headphone Saves Its Life...

Damn fact" Happened several times with me
(17:29) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: people in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
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"Baby kya khaya..."
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meanwhile single's are still Busy in
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"saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!

How the hell! u got cctv coverage in my room or what smiley
(17:19) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Strange But True Fact...
"Whenever I Give
A lot Of Importance To Someone
In
My Life..,
I Lost My Importance In Their
Life..!!!

true..Same here
(17:03) Tue, 4 Feb 14
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Best Slogans.....
1. Sign on a railway station at Patna:
(Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye
to khaana free).
2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor
in Mumbai:
(Don't whistle at the girl going out
from here. She may be your
grandmother).
3. Sign on a bulletin board:
(Success is relative,More the
success, more the relatives).
4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Mumbai:
(We need your heads to run our
business).
5. A traffic slogan:
(Don't let your kids drive if they are
not old enough or else they never
will be old).
6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED
FORCES:
(Its God's responsibility to forgive
the terrorist organizations. It's our
responsibility to arrange the
meeting between them & God .

A smiley to this one!
(17:00) Tue, 4 Feb 14